OMEGL CHAT THREAD.

[HeWillBeAvenged]

Stranger: hello there
You: PANCAKES OR WAFFLES?
Stranger: what flavour pancakes ?
Stranger: and I tell you
You: FUCK YOU
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: hello
You: Its A New Day (Its A New Day), Its A New Generation (Yes It A new Generation), Its A New Day (Its A New Day), Its A New Generation (Yes It A new Generation), Now We're Never look Back, No We're never looking back, Dont You Ever Tell Us No, Dont You Tell Us Where To Go, Come Now Tell Us Who To Be, They Will Pay More, Its Our legacy, Every Time I Feel The Past, Its Always There But It Can Last, Came Today To Find our Place In Time, Every Day I Watch The Sun, Rise And Fall On Everyone, But Today I Wake To Make Tomorrow Mine, Its A New Day (Its A New Day), Its A New Generation (Yes It A new Generation), Its A New Day (Its A New Day), Its A New Generation (Yes It A new Generation), Now We're Never look Back, No We're never looking back, Dont You Ever Tell Us No, Dont You Tell Us Where To Go, Come Now Tell Us Who To Be, They Will Pay More, Its Our legacy, Every Time I Feel The Past, Its Always There But It Can Last, Came Today To Find our Place In Time, Every Day I Watch The Sun, Rise And Fall On Everyone, But Today I Wake To Make Tomorrow Mine, Its A New Day (Its A New Day), Its A New Generation (Yes It A new Generation), Its A New Day (Its A New Day), Its A New Generation (Yes It A new Generation), Now We're Never look Back, No We're never looking back, Dont You Ever Tell Us No, Dont You Tell Us Where To Go, Come Now Tell Us Who To Be, They Will Pay More, With Your legacy, Every Time I Feel The Past, Its Always There But It Can Last, Came Today To Find our Place In Time, Every Day I Watch The Sun, Rise And Fall On Everyone, But Today I Wake To Make Tomorrow Mine....
Stranger: what
You: you like cum in your tits?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey m ? f ? from ?
You: hey baby
You: like cum in your vag
You: and tits
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You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: You like cum in your vag and tits
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You: you like cum in your vag and tits
Stranger: hi
Stranger: webcam?
You: yes
You: May i see tits pl0x
Stranger: friendly talk
Stranger: umm no
Stranger: just a chat?
You: so.
You: Your obviously 59 so gtfo
Stranger: webcam?
You: you dont want me to see shrivled tits
You: fucker
You: die
You have disconnected.
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You: Like cum in your vag?
Stranger: hey stranger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sjoerd]

this is how you do it

You: LIKE CUM IN YOUR VAG AND TITS?
Stranger: sure

[HeWillBeAvenged]

I fucking love this website.

[beteasta3]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
You: are you a guy?
Stranger: *Checks* Apparently
Stranger: Go on
You: I like dicks
You: and you're funny
You: XD
Stranger: Well, shucks, You know!
You: I just want you to penetrate me in every fukin hole
Stranger: Thats kind of sweet
You: O.O
You: how old r u?
Stranger: I likes you!
You: like 12?
You: have ure balls dropped?
Stranger: No, and Yes
You: .O.O
You: im 16 you?
Stranger: 16
You: wow weird coinsidence
Stranger: Ive had a lot of that today, mostly when im pissing people off
You: =O?
You: oookkaayyy
You: anywho imm soo horny and wet
You: im gonna rub and finger myself
Stranger: Really? Meh, Ill be here if you need
Stranger: me
You: oh i need you
You: know what i need u for?
Stranger: I have a guess
You: i need you're cock up my wet tight pussy
You: by the way
You: lol
You: im a guy ahhahahhaha i was jk xD

[sneezing panda]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello
Stranger: Cybersex. Now. Go.
You: m or f?
Stranger: F. Go.
You: i go into your house
Stranger: Mhm. I'm in my room.
You: i come up the stairs
Stranger: Mhm. Then what?
Stranger: I'm brushing my hair.
You: i come into your room and say hey baby whats up
Stranger: Nothing. I'm horny. Now.
You: well well just have to fix that now wont we?
Stranger: Then start fixing it. I lie back.
You: i start to kiss you passionetly
Stranger: Waste of time. Fuck me.
You: i rip the clothes of your body and stare at your body
You: i unzip my pants and bring out my cock and say where do you want it?
Stranger: On my face. Slap me in the face with it.
You: i slap you in the face with my rock hard cock
You: i then proceed to titty fuck you!
You: holy shit!!!!!
You: youre tits are nuculear bombs what the fuck?
You: i say seeya
Stranger: OH NOES
Stranger: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
Stranger: OH THE INHUMANITY
You: it mustve happened when you were getting raped the other night
Stranger: BY THE CIA
Stranger: THE CIA RAPED ME.
Stranger: THEN THEY TOOK MY BABY AWAY
You: oh well better make the best of it!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: THEN THEY DRANK MY MILKSHAKE.
Stranger: That's enough caps.
Stranger: I think we just counter-trolled each other.
Stranger: Which is really strange.
You: that was great
Stranger: *smokes* Yeah. Was it good for you too?
Stranger: *laughs*
You: *hahaha*
Stranger: Please give me an honest high five sir. Because that was both epic and win.
Stranger: *raises his hand triunmphantly*
You: *slaps you a high fove*
You: *five**
Stranger: Good trolling, sir.

[HeWillBeAvenged]

Ohahahahaha trolling is fun

[sneezing panda]

it was epic, we ended up trolling each other.

[Melikepie]

THIS IS A CHAT THREAD. COOL sup people hows life

[Sjoerd]

dont try to be funny O.o

[[MPGH]Doc]

lol this thread is pretty funny.

[Dead Bones Brook]

THIS IS A CHAT THREAD. COOL sup people hows life

....

dont try to be funny O.o

I agree.

[HeXel]

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Stranger: on a scale of one to ten
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: Is there a problem if i am black ?
Stranger: OH MY GOD YES
Stranger: GET THE FUCK OUT
You: Racist
Stranger: i kid
Stranger: i kid
You: Hittler would be happy for chat with you
Stranger: i'm jewish
You: Fuck, jewish people aren't racist
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kids

Ps. I'm not a ******.

[Melikepie]

Lol thanks for the quote idk i felt the need to tell corny stuff

[mrsmoney020]

lol nice post sooo boring

[Empire]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: did you hear about the new Hatian boy band, New Blocks on the Kids?
You: Nah, they good?
Stranger: i hear that their bass is earth shattering
You: Rly, gotta get some tickets
Stranger: yeahhh
Stranger: me too

wow......