O____o
Lolz..
Lots of weird guys out there.
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: how ar e you
You: good
You: you?
Stranger: im fine
Stranger: you m/f
You: cool
You: you into wwe?
Stranger: =not reall
You: cool
You: your names steve?
Stranger: no
You: lol
You: mark?
Stranger: no
You: are you a boy?
Stranger: yes
You: R u gay
Stranger: yes you
You: no
You: I like pussy
Stranger: im bi
You: not like you ******
You: hjahahha
That mf was lying
Apparently
This Fire BurnsAlways.
O____o
Lolz..
Lots of weird guys out there.
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You: hi
Stranger: Heeeyyy
You: b or g
Stranger: Both
Stranger: I just got the sugery but both are there it is weird
Stranger: I paid5k for that
You: waste of money
Stranger: I know now then pee comes out of both
You: ewwwwwwww
You: wtf
You: freak
You: stupid bitch
You: die
Stranger: Okay ur pizza is here
You: ur fail
You: fuck u
Stranger: Whennn
You: fail
Stranger: Passs
You: fuck your whole familyy
Stranger: They would love that
You: you stupid trans sexual
You: fuck you
This Fire BurnsAlways.
Gheghe...
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You: WHAT CRAWLED UP YOUR ANUS!?
Stranger: lemme check
You: something interesting? =D
Stranger: OH GOD...ITS HUGE!
You: i found a dog there once...
You: really scar
You: scary*
Stranger: ITS MY OWN DICK!!
Stranger: amazing
You: OMG
You: DID YOU GROW A NEW ONE!?
Stranger: no it went out of my pasnt and behind my back
Stranger: *pants
Stranger: i hate it when a dick goes behind my back
You: oh =(
You: yeah
You: i hate it when you sit on it
You: i just randomly jizz
Stranger: now what do we do.......?
You: dunno
You: so whats in your peehole?
Stranger: pee
Stranger: hence the name
You: whoa
You: kewl
You: i found a whole cinema there once
You: popcorn included
Stranger: a whole cinema......
You: but the soft drink was kinda growse
You: yeah
Stranger: thats something.....
You: i saw pootie tang..
You: IN MY PEEHOLE!
You: =D
Stranger: people see the weirdest things in there peeholes
You: yeah
You: strange things happen there
You: dark, mysterious things =s
Stranger: smelly things...
You: yeah
You: you know how i got this PC?
You: i picked my nose!
Stranger: no i dont
You: and then a PC showed up!
Stranger: ah!
Stranger: what are the odds
You: yeah
You: graphic card and everything!
Stranger: you know...i dont think this conversation is going anywhere.........
You: wait!
You: don't go my love!
You: i want to have your babies!
You: and beat them till they go to high school!
Stranger: ill mail them to you.
I got pwnd. xD
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You: hey
Stranger: hiya
You: b or g?
Stranger: b
You: im g
Stranger: how old?
You: 15
Stranger:
Stranger: cooool
Stranger: im 15 too. . . 16 in like 34 days
Stranger: im counting
Stranger: where u from?
You: where u from?
Stranger: england
Stranger: you?
You: california
Stranger: coool
Stranger: whats the time out there?
You: about 5:00
You: pm
Stranger: cool
Stranger: so. . . how are you?
You: not bad
Stranger: do u have facebook?
You: well
You: yes
You: Don't tell anyone
You: but
You: I'm Camereon Diaz
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok
You: jkjkjk
You: lol3
You: i wish
Stranger: . . .
Stranger: can i look for u on facebook?
You: search Ashley Dominic
You: thaTS ME
You: afk?
Stranger: afk?? whats that?
You: nvm
Stranger: whats ur display picture on facebook?
You:
Me
Stranger: which is? and how r u sitting or standing or w.e?
You: im stranding
You: opps my bf is here and we gonna have sex bai
This Fire BurnsAlways.
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You: I am gay
Stranger: hi
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Stranger: hi...
You: Boobs
Stranger: ?
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Stranger: boy?
Stranger: guy/?
You: no
Stranger: dude
Stranger: ?
You: f
Stranger: bye
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THIS TOOK 1 HOUR.
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You: Hi
Stranger: Hi , male here
You: female
You:
Stranger: how r u ?
Stranger:
You: fine u?
Stranger: good
Stranger: how old r u ?
You: 16
You: u./
Stranger: wow , you r under 18
Stranger: 24
You: O rly?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you r too young
You: for what
Stranger: or i'm old
Stranger: D
Stranger: where r u from ?
You: Canada..Aye. :P
Stranger: ok , qebec ?
You: Nah
Stranger: where ?
You: Should I give you that Info
You: >_<
Stranger: your capitla is ontario ?
Stranger: capital
You: Maybe...
You: [ :\
Stranger: you r studing ?
You: Was.
Stranger: and now you r in holiday )
You: Yep
You:
Stranger: what r u doing in wast time ?
You: This apperently :L
Stranger: what ?
You: What about you?
Stranger: what's your hobby ?
You: PLaying frisbee with my dog?
You: playing
You: *
You: not surewhat my hobby is...
Stranger: ok , i love football and bodybuilding
Stranger: and play with girls D
You: hah. lol.
Stranger: say somthing
You: Something?
Stranger: every thing you want
You: Are you Pedo? lol
Stranger: what is pedo ?
You: Pedophile, duh.
Stranger: hahahaha no , i'm not
You: Good
Stranger: are you ?
You: I am 16, >_<
You: maybeee...
You: ha, no.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: is it cold in canada?
You: Not really.
You: people exaggerate a lot.
Stranger: maybe or not )
Stranger: what you wearing now ?
You: Why do you want to know?
You:
Stranger: i want to know )
You: I bet you want me to say a white tank top and ripped pants up to my hips. :P
Stranger: no , i just ask to understand canda is cold or not :P
You: I guess a long sleeved shirt and sleeping shorts
Stranger: ok
Stranger: do you have bf
Stranger: i mean best freind
You: Yes, why?
You: Are YOU my best friend pranking me?
You: :O
Stranger: what is the mean of pranking ?
You: Not sure, >_>
Stranger: ok ,what cource do you like to study in university ?
You: University? I'm still In highschool :s
Stranger: i know , one day you will go
You: Hmmm,
You: I haven't decided? T_T
You: Never really thought abou tit?
You: it
You: *
Stranger: break university and go to farming :P
You: Anything "cool" in farming?
Stranger: no , but you like it
You: I may, I might be going to LawSchool, weird huh?
Stranger: :S i scared
You: Of?
Stranger: do you like movie ?
You: I enjoyed "Holes" but that doesn't sound right does it? :0
Stranger: what is your last movie ?
You: TransFormers2 Last movie I saw a few weeks ago.
Stranger: yeah i know
You: What would you rate it 1-10?
Stranger: what's your favorite movie , i think you say hary potter
Stranger: ?
You: I never got into the Harry Potter movies, the books arn't bad though.
Stranger: ok what's your favorite movie ?
You: I would have to think about that, so many I've seen.
Stranger: ok , you don't have any question too ask me ? (
You: Hmmm, where are yo from?
You: *you
Stranger: i'm Persian
Stranger: you know ?
You: Yeah, cool.
Stranger: another question
You: Are you getting some sexual thrill from this?
You: lol
Stranger: wow you r under 18 say another question
You: Ah ha ha, you are.
Stranger: i say too your father o teacher
You: hm?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: do you know any persian people ?
You: No not really, but I know you don't I?
You:
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: what is your name
Stranger: ?
You: Ashton.
You: Yours?
Stranger: ashton is the name og guys
Stranger: of
You: I guess, :\.
Stranger: you r male ?
You: Nope.
Stranger: do u know ashto chuter?
Stranger: ashton
You: haha, n
You: no
Stranger: wow , he is the famous actor
You: ?
Stranger: actor of hollwood
You: nvr herd
Stranger: ok
Stranger: could you send me your image ?
You: Are you getting a sexual thrill off of this?
Stranger: ((((((((((((((((
Stranger: you r crazy
You: Then my goal is complete.
You: You just got turned on by a guy.
You: Good fight.
You have disconnected.
I always say i'm a girl if they say their a boy to see how desperate they are
This Fire BurnsAlways.
thats what I did lol
4 sec conversation FTW
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Stranger: hey what's up?
You: brb gotta burst a pimple on my hard cock, hope puss doesnt run out of it like last time.
I got pwned here:
You: HAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: hi
You: IM CHINESE!!!!
You: HAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: HOW ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: does everyone in china like chinese food?
You: FUCK YOU!@@!@@
You: HAIL CHINA!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i mean, i like chinese food, but having it all the time must get boring
You: OSAAAAMAAAA HITLAA!!!
HAILLLL!!!
You: YOU STOODPID AMYY!!!
You: CHINAAA!!
Stranger: 1 billion people, eating all that rice...
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You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: i got great news!
Stranger: WHAT?
You: I FOUND ATLANTIS!!! =D
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: CONGRATULATIONS
Stranger: WHERE WAS IT
You: IN MY ANUS! =D=D=D=D
Stranger: omgggg
Stranger: no wayyy
Stranger: i was going to look there
Stranger: but i wasn't sure
Stranger: PEACHES!
You: but seriously
Stranger: TOMATO
You: NEVER EVAH EVAH rub a peach on your face
You: FUCK YOU
Stranger: whyyy
Stranger: NO FUCK YOU
Stranger: jk
You: seriously
Stranger: WHAT HAPPENS
You: that hurts xD
You: small hairs
Stranger:
Stranger: they feel so fluffy though...
You: yeah
Stranger: IT'S A TRAP
You: but they are EVIL
Stranger: OF COURSE
Stranger: i should have known
You: THEY ARE PLOTTING MASSIVE DESTRUCTION!
Stranger:
Stranger: NO WAY
Stranger: BANANAS
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Teh bananas wil save us all!
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Stranger: Jesus died for your sins.
You: yeah...
Stranger: when's the last time you sucked his dick?
You: some astro jew got nailed to a cross and he came back to life?
You: unlogical
Stranger: dicksuckersforsalvation.com
Stranger: come if you want to be saved through fallatio
You: wtf? xD
Stranger: remember
Stranger: Jesus loves you
Stranger: and head
Stranger: mostly head
Stranger: why not enjoy both?
You: btwl
You: i've got sad news
You: i mean
You: i've got a tip*
Stranger: wow two totally different things
You: DONT EVER rub a peach on your face
You: i know xD
You: idk where sad news came from xD
Stranger: I don't rub peaches on my face
You: seriously
Stranger: I rub jesus holy cock on my face
You: it stings
You: you're mad aren't ya? xD
Stranger: nope
Stranger: totally normal
Stranger: with the load of jesus on my face
Stranger: ingest his holy wad
You: haha
You: you're cool
Stranger: fuck you ******
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WTF!? xD
Fuck... Double post! SORRY.
Stranger: heyyyy babee x
You: Hiya
Stranger: from?
You: England, what car do you have?
Stranger: lexus u
You: :@ ******
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You: Does this ever creep you out?
You: :@
Stranger: no
You: I usually run away
You: Sooo.. Scientology?
Stranger: does this creep u out?
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I'm scared of this site...
Last edited by Czar; 08-20-2009 at 04:57 PM.
#1-
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You: Hey
You: Im a girl how about you?
Stranger: I'm a man ma'am
You: Lol
You: so cute
You: How old?
Stranger: 15, you?
You: Me too lol
You: Area?
Stranger: Canada, you?
You: I live in Ontario,Canda
You: *Canada
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: I'M from Toronto
You: I live in Mississauga
You:
Stranger: Cool
You: Awesome
You: I send pics?
Stranger: mm, have you hosted in any image site?
Stranger: like, imageshack ?
You: Tinypic
Stranger: Oh
You: Owned by the same people
Stranger: I would love if u send me a pic
You: Like,Partners
You: sure
You: 1 sec
You: tinypic
Stranger: Ok
You: Image - TinyPic - Free Image Hosting, Photo Sharing & Video Hosting
You: Im very smexy.
You: You can trust
Stranger: You are beautiful (:
You: Ty
Stranger: Sorry, i have to go ):
You: Guess what
Stranger: I'm going to travel
Stranger: Right now
You: You have just been turned on by a guy
You: fuck yiou
Stranger: lol
(Guy leaves)
#2-
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You: Du hello
Stranger: hi
You: I need to make ordah today for the pick ahp pls
Stranger: ok what can i get ya?
You: I give you 500
You: Fish
Stranger: great
You: For 9 hamburger
You: My fat ass wife like them
Stranger: your total comes to 419.86$
You: LIKE-A-DOM-AGGGG
You: LIKE A SOMEBODEEE
Stranger: sir
Stranger: sir
Stranger: stay calm sir
You: I GIVE YOU FISH MANG
(Guy leaves)
#3-
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Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: wats up
You: You boy
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u girl?
You: awesome
You: yes
Stranger: money
Stranger: from where?
You: Us
Stranger: where in the us
You: Calif
Stranger: really?
Stranger: me too
You: awesome
Stranger: yea
You: I want some ass action
Stranger: i want some dick action
Stranger: like ur ass on my dick
You: Awesome
You: Yea
Stranger: and ur pussy
You: Im gonna be fucking so hardddd
Stranger: coool
Stranger: come over
Stranger: where in cali u from?
You: I cant really remember
You: I just moved
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#4-
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Stranger: hi
You: Hey you a boy?
Stranger: no
You: Good
Stranger: y
You: I am
Stranger: ok
You: Soo
You: whats going on?
Stranger: nthing much laid in bed
Stranger: u?
You: Nm
You: I need sex
You: lol3.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im a virgin but i play with myself lots
You: Im virgin
You: too
You: lol... sadly
Stranger: id like a boy in my bum
You: O *eyebrow raises*
Stranger: wht
You: lol nvm
You: You live in US or Canada?
Stranger: uk
You: Good
You: I do to
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old r u
You: 19
You: You?
Stranger: 16
You: Cool
You: I live in London, you?
Stranger: yrkshire
Stranger: iv bin with grls a bit
You: Pardon?
Stranger: iv played wth other grs
Stranger: grls
You: o
You: I wanna see that
You: Yum
Stranger: y
You: I like porn..
You: lol
Stranger: i like being licked
You: i watch know and then
You: Gawd, sounds hot lol
You: Whats it feel like?
Stranger: my friend puts her finger in my bum
Stranger: its nice
You: Too bad its not filmed, cause that sounds hot
Stranger: was nice look add me on msn ok? il b bk in bit
Stranger: jediknight129@htmail.com xx
You: K
You: one sec
Stranger: brb
(Other guy left)
Last edited by HeWillBeAvenged; 08-20-2009 at 07:58 PM.
This Fire BurnsAlways.
lulz, i wanna try this........what site?