Running a contest to celebrate my turning 20, and all you have to do is WRITE A STORY

[Salesmander]

@Salesmander nobody can send you a 5000 word story as a PM, max characters is 7500, the 5000 word one is like 25k

I included my e-mail in the first post for submissions. Also, great quote you have there in your signature.

[Salesmander]

Seems more like that you're gonna scam them for a story that your teacher asked you to bring , and you're lazy to do it.

Have you even read in to this thread at all? I'm amazed posts like this are still coming up.

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I absolutely love it when people try to sound smart, and they misspell words as easy as 'assault'.

You're ignorant.

Mistyping =/= Misspelling
I absolutely love it when people try to sound smart, and they misuse words as easy as 'ignorant'.

[Janitor]

Have you even read in to this thread at all? I'm amazed posts like this are still coming up.

I've read it all . and still think it's a scam.

Will be waiting until it ends and see if you're going to giveaway the money as simple as that.

[Salesmander]

Mistyping =/= Misspelling
I absolutely love it when people try to sound smart, and they misuse words as easy as 'ignorant'.

Next time you do a writing assignment for your high school teacher or college professor, tell them you didn't misspell that word, you mistyped it. They will have enough of a laugh to last them the entire year, maybe the rest of their life.

The only thing you're doing is annoying those who are trying to look in to this thread and be a part of this contest. I'm going to ask you kindly to please quit posting on my thread.

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Also, that's a pretty good ad hominem attack you've made there bud. I attack your astounding arrogance, and you retort with a jab at me misplacing a single letter. Sounds like someone's feebly grasping on to their own dignity.

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Next time you do a writing assignment for your high school teacher or college professor, tell them you didn't misspell that word, you mistyped it. They will have enough of a laugh to last them the entire year, maybe the rest of their life.

The only thing you're doing is annoying those who are trying to look in to this thread and be a part of this contest. I'm going to ask you kindly to please quit posting on my thread.

Implying that random comments on the internet are equivalent to writing assignments. Also, I already have a Bachelor's Degree in Mechanical Engineering buddy.

Someone's butthurt the internet isn't bending to their will. Cry me a river and drown yourself in it.

[Salesmander]

Also, that's a pretty good ad hominem attack you've made there bud. I attack your astounding arrogance, and you retort with a jab at me misplacing a single letter. Sounds like someone's feebly grasping on to their own dignity.

What did I tell you? Get lost.

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What did I tell you? Get lost.

Are you angry you're not getting your way? How adorable.

[Antipathy2]

What did I tell you? Get lost.

I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.

[HeroicXPharaoh]

@Salesmander I sent you an email from some random email, , it includes my entry, I didn't send from my actual email so you don't validate my privacy

[Salesmander]

@Salesmander I sent you an email from some random email, , it includes my entry, I didn't send from my actual email so you don't validate my privacy

I didn't receive it, and I don't see how an e-mail would really validate your privacy. Include the subject title @HeroicXPharaoh

[HeroicXPharaoh]

I didn't receive it, and I don't see how an e-mail would really validate your privacy. Include the subject title "HeroicXPharaoh"

Got an error, just sent it from an email I found on some logs

[Salesmander]

Got an error, just sent it from an email I found on some logs

Hooray, it's The Hunger Games. I'll just add it to the trash folder then, good luck in life.

[Deflorate.]

I absolutely love it when people try to sound smart, and they misspell words as easy as 'assault'.

You're ignorant.

It's called a vocabulary.

I have a different vocabulary from you, just as he has one that differs from your's.

You can't say someone's trying to act smart just because the vocabulary they have.

I'd expect better, more thought out responses from a mastermind writer as yourself.

You know, with the no writing ever being sent back for revision, and being able to write a story in an hour.

Do you even think about what you're typing?