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    Exclamation Girlfriends Weird Friends.

    I've been dating my gurl for about 2 and a half months now and her friends always say she wants to give me blowjobs and ask me if im gonna fuck her. What the fuck does this mean. I think its too early for this and one night we went to a dance, and she took my hand and put it around her neck, and resting on her titty. lol. again, wtf.

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    She's just trying to get you 2 to break up.

    don't give in.

    you'll end up as a major douche bag at your school or wherever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evocate View Post
    She's just trying to get you 2 to break up.

    don't give in.

    you'll end up as a major douche bag at your school or wherever.
    thats def not the case, shes fucking into me, like, into me. really into me. and we live far away so it wont affect me at school.

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    The fuck her.

    Holy hell.

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    Throw it in her doody shoot and just tell her you have bad aim. This will fix all problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    Throw it in her doody shoot and just tell her you have bad aim. This will fix all problems.
    you just made me smile, you deserve a thank.

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    ​She wants the D.
    You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
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    Jesus fuck you are immature.

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    "2 and a half months.."

    Dude, just fuck her.
    If she's that into you, she's ready.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneralBr3tt View Post
    thats def not the case, shes fucking into me, like, into me. really into me. and we live far away so it wont affect me at school.
    How into you, Like 10 inches or not that far in yet?
    Can't pass through the red plastic window.
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    Bang her
    Bang Her
    Bang Her
    2 and a half months is a lot.

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    just fuck her already. girls cant stand when one of their friends is in a relationship and they aren't.
    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raple Syrup View Post
    "2 and a half months.."

    Dude, just fuck her.
    If she's that into you, she's ready.
    Quote Originally Posted by BurningAshes View Post
    Bang her
    Bang Her
    Bang Her
    2 and a half months is a lot.
    hes not talking about his girlfriend, hes talking about one of her friends
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    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Well im talking about both, she took my hand and put it on her titty :3 and her friends always ask me if im gonna fck her.

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