Originally Posted by
iTzSeyeko
So last night my girlfriend came down and seen me and didn't get here till about 1am, She was rushing me so i forgot condoms and my contact solution, so maybe 30 minutes to an hour later i remember that i forgot that shit, so i asked if you wanted to run back to my dorm to get it, she says okay. So as soon as i unlock the door to go into the dorms the security guard bitch stops us and shes like uhh.. what are you doing, Im like its cool i just forgot some things in my dorm that i need.. and shes like its passed curfew.. im like seriously? and shes like she can't be in here either.. so she makes her wait outside in the fucking cold while i get my shit.. Im headed back down the stairs and the bitch is waiting at the door and asked me my name and my ID card and blah blah blah while shes FUCKING laughing! im like this shit is retarded and not funny.. and she writes me this ticket of $25 gah damn dollars, im like.. Im not paying for this.. this is fucking stupid.. i was inside for like half a minute before your fat ass came and stopped me.. so then shes like you gotta sign this for understanding why you are getting this ticket.. Im like no im not signing this stupid shit.. and then someone else came in late and shes like ooh got another one.. like are you fucking kidding me.. its college... give me a break. you are not a real police officer you wanna be rental cop bitch..
Ruined my gah damn night!