You forgot, that there is something called magic..
Till now i thougt santa was for real
Wrong. Santa was real back in the day. It was some man that dressed up and gave kids gifts on Dec 24th or some shit.
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Santa isn't real? Are you telling me the Santa that told me if I want my presents I have to lick his butt isn't real?
Except if the reindeers can fly, then they can also teleport, they can also have a magical shield, they can also have an endless sack, they can also have omnipresence. The moment this analysis tried to compromise with flying reindeers its integrity flew out the window. That's why this copy pasta is stupid.
I've seen this one before, but in Swedish.