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  1. 01-21-2014 #1
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    Thumbs down DEAR GOOGLE

    Dear Google,
    Suck a dick.Why the fuck do you think it is legal for you and your gay boyfriend NSA to spy on innocent people masturbating. Its the SECOND time i got caught masturbating by google.Google why do you know soo much shit? Wtf? And are you some sort of gay craigslist? Cuz if i search man penis bear sucking unicorn some crazy shit appears.I dont hate you google we still cool, just dont send the FBI after me plz.


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    No idea what you're trying to get at.
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    just lettin off some steam




    THE EYES OF THE DAVESTAPO ARE UPON YOU. ANY WRONG YOU DO WE ARE GONNA SEE, WHEN YOU'RE ON MPGH, LOOK BEHIND YOU, 'CAUSE THATS WHERE WE GONNA BE
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    do you wanna life without google?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jov View Post
    Cuz if i search man penis bear sucking unicorn some crazy shit appears.I dont hate you google we still cool, just dont send the FBI after me plz.
    "some crazy shit appears"

    Wut.
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    Why are you masturbating in the first place? Treat a woman right and you won't have to do that.

     
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    I apologize to anyone who I have called autistic, for this is the most autistic thing I have ever seen. Thanks gbot.
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    You're the cancer of the marketplace. Someone vouch for me. +1

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