Noah.

[Rance-Sama]

You should write your own... like Hitler

Here's my holy bible

1. You must pray to Rance-sama at least 100 times a day.
2. All reasonably attractive women are to be given to Rance-sama.
3. Thou aren't allowed to kill any attractive women. If done so you shall be viciously murdered by Rance-sama.

dun son

[Empire]

Here's my holy bible

1. You must pray to Rance-sama at least 100 times a day.
2. All reasonably attractive women are to be given to Rance-sama.
3. Thou aren't allowed to kill any attractive women. If done so you shall be viciously murdered by Rance-sama.

dun son

Then after you die, people interpret any murder as "ordained by rance sama" and the world is thrown into chaos lol.

[666HiddenMaster666]

Here's my holy bible
1. You must pray to Rance-sama at least 100 times a day.
2. All reasonably attractive women are to be given to Rance-sama.
3. Thou aren't allowed to kill any attractive women. If done so you shall be viciously murdered by Rance-sama.
dun son

What about the racist part?

[Rance-Sama]

What about the racist part?

Ah, too much work. Being a higher entity and making a long bible just seems like a drag.

[666HiddenMaster666]

Ah, too much work. Being a higher entity and making a long bible just seems like a drag.

But how will you lead your people once you pass away?

[Rance-Sama]

But how will you lead your people once you pass away?

Pass away? Rance-sama will never die. I'll guide my people solely with my pimp hand.

[666HiddenMaster666]

Pass away? Rance-sama will never die. I'll guide my people solely with my pimp hand.

You'll only never die by having your ideas survive and passed on, which is why you need the rest

[Rance-Sama]

You'll only never die by having your ideas survive and passed on, which is why you need the rest

Ok, here's my ten commandments.

1. Don't be a bitch
2. Don't be a bitch
3. Don't be a bitch
4. Don't be a bitch
5. Don't be a bitch
6. Don't be a bitch
7. Don't be a bitch
8. Don't be a bitch
9. Don't be a bitch
10. Don't be a bitch otherwise you're getting pimp slapped for eternity by Satan

And thus world peace is finally achieved.

[666HiddenMaster666]

Ok, here's my ten commandments.
1. Don't be a bitch
2. Don't be a bitch
3. Don't be a bitch
4. Don't be a bitch
5. Don't be a bitch
6. Don't be a bitch
7. Don't be a bitch
8. Don't be a bitch
9. Don't be a bitch
10. Don't be a bitch otherwise you're getting pimp slapped for eternity by Satan
And thus world peace is finally achieved.

What about the non-peace part of genocide?

[Rance-Sama]

What about the non-peace part of genocide?

Semantics, shemanitcs. Don't worry about it, it'll all work out somehow in the end.

[Empire]

Semantics, shemanitcs. Don't worry about it, it'll all work out somehow in the end.

^The approach Abrahamic religions took ironically.

[666HiddenMaster666]

Semantics, shemanitcs. Don't worry about it, it'll all work out somehow in the end.

Lol when it doesnt