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  1. 09-21-2009 #1
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    some old shit.

    lol, i found this while digging thru my old c++ files, looks like i was trying to give myself a sezuire >_<. I bet this is useless to you guys but whatever, it's a way to increase my post count without spamming.

    Code:
    #include <iostream>
#include <windows.h>

using namespace std;

int main()
{
    int userinput;
    
    system("TITLE SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!");
    cout<<"Press [ENTER] to continue..." << endl;
    cin.get();
    cout<<"WARNING! do not continue if you are prone to sezuires!" << endl;
    Beep(100,100);
    system("PAUSE");
    cout<<"Please press 1 for strobe light, 2 for strobe flasshing light, or 3 is christmas and press [ENTER] : " << endl;
    cin>> userinput;
    cin.ignore();
    if ( userinput == 2 )
    {
         system("CLS");
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;          
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;          
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
    while ( 1 == 1 )
    {
          system("COLOR 1a");
          system("COLOR 2a");
          system("COLOR 3a");
          system("COLOR 4a");
          system("COLOR 5a");
          system("COLOR 6a");
          system("COLOR 7a");
          system("COLOR 8a");
          system("COLOR 9a");
          system("COLOR 0a");
          system("COLOR ba");
          system("COLOR ca");
          system("COLOR da");
          system("COLOR ea");
          system("COLOR fa");
          system("COLOR 1b");
          system("COLOR 2b");
          system("COLOR 3b");
          system("COLOR 4b");
          system("COLOR 5b");
          system("COLOR 6b");
          system("COLOR 7b");
          system("COLOR 8b");
          system("COLOR 9b");
          system("COLOR 0b");
          system("COLOR ab");
          system("COLOR cb");
          system("COLOR db");
          system("COLOR eb");
          system("COLOR fb");
          system("COLOR 1c");
          system("COLOR 2c");
          system("COLOR 3c");
          system("COLOR 4c");
          system("COLOR 5c");
          system("COLOR 6c");
          system("COLOR 7c");
          system("COLOR 8c");
          system("COLOR 9c");
          system("COLOR 0c");
          system("COLOR ac");
          system("COLOR bc");
          system("COLOR dc");
          system("COLOR ec");
          system("COLOR fc");
          system("COLOR 1d");
          system("COLOR 2d");
          system("COLOR 3d");
          system("COLOR 4d");
          system("COLOR 5d");
          system("COLOR 6d");
          system("COLOR 7d");
          system("COLOR 8d");
          system("COLOR 9d");
          system("COLOR ad");
          system("COLOR bd");
          system("COLOR cd");
          system("COLOR ed");
          system("COLOR fd");
          system("COLOR 1e");
          system("COLOR 2e");
          system("COLOR 3e");
          system("COLOR 4e");
          system("COLOR 5e");
          system("COLOR 6e");
          system("COLOR 7e");
          system("COLOR 8e");
          system("COLOR 9e");
          system("COLOR ae");
          system("COLOR be");
          system("COLOR ce");
          system("COLOR de");
          system("COLOR fe");
          system("COLOR 1f");
          system("COLOR 2f");
          system("COLOR 3f");
          system("COLOR 4f");
          system("COLOR 5f");
          system("COLOR 6f");
          system("COLOR 7f");
          system("COLOR 8f");
          system("COLOR 9f");
          system("COLOR af");
          system("COLOR bf");
          system("COLOR cf");
          system("COLOR df");
          system("COLOR ef");
          system("COLOR 21");
          system("COLOR 31");
          system("COLOR 41");
          system("COLOR 51");
          system("COLOR 61");
          system("COLOR 71");
          system("COLOR 81");
          system("COLOR 91");
          system("COLOR a1");
          system("COLOR b1");
          system("COLOR c1");
          system("COLOR d1");
          system("COLOR e1");
          system("COLOR f1");
          system("COLOR 12");
          system("COLOR 32");
          system("COLOR 42");
          system("COLOR 52");
          system("COLOR 62");
          system("COLOR 72");
          system("COLOR 82");
          system("COLOR 92");
          system("COLOR a2");
          system("COLOR b2");
          system("COLOR c2");
          system("COLOR d2");
          system("COLOR e2");
          system("COLOR f2");
          system("COLOR 13");
          system("COLOR 23");
          system("COLOR 43");
          system("COLOR 53");
          system("COLOR 63");
          system("COLOR 73");
          system("COLOR 83");
          system("COLOR 93");
          system("COLOR a3");
          system("COLOR b3");
          system("COLOR c3");
          system("COLOR d3");
          system("COLOR e3");
          system("COLOR f3");
          system("COLOR 14");
          system("COLOR 24");
          system("COLOR 34");
          system("COLOR 54");
          system("COLOR 64");
          system("COLOR 74");
          system("COLOR 84");
          system("COLOR 94");
          system("COLOR a4");
          system("COLOR b4");
          system("COLOR c4");
          system("COLOR d4");
          system("COLOR e4");
          system("COLOR f4");
          system("COLOR 15");
          system("COLOR 25");
          system("COLOR 35");
          system("COLOR 45");
          system("COLOR 65");
          system("COLOR 75");
          system("COLOR 85");
          system("COLOR 95");
          system("COLOR a5");
          system("COLOR b5");
          system("COLOR c5");
          system("COLOR d5");
          system("COLOR e5");
          system("COLOR f5");
          system("COLOR 16");
          system("COLOR 26");
          system("COLOR 36");
          system("COLOR 46");
          system("COLOR 56");
          system("COLOR 76");
          system("COLOR 86");
          system("COLOR 96");
          system("COLOR a6");
          system("COLOR b6");
          system("COLOR c6");
          system("COLOR d6");
          system("COLOR e6");
          system("COLOR f6");
          system("COLOR 17");
          system("COLOR 27");
          system("COLOR 37");
          system("COLOR 47");
          system("COLOR 57");
          system("COLOR 67");
          system("COLOR 87");
          system("COLOR 97");
          system("COLOR a7");
          system("COLOR b7");
          system("COLOR c7");
          system("COLOR d7");
          system("COLOR e7");
          system("COLOR f7");
          system("COLOR 18");
          system("COLOR 28");
          system("COLOR 38");
          system("COLOR 48");
          system("COLOR 58");
          system("COLOR 68");
          system("COLOR 78");
          system("COLOR 98");
          system("COLOR a8");
          system("COLOR b8");
          system("COLOR c8");
          system("COLOR d8");
          system("COLOR e8");
          system("COLOR f8");
          system("COLOR 19");
          system("COLOR 29");
          system("COLOR 39");
          system("COLOR 49");
          system("COLOR 59");
          system("COLOR 69");
          system("COLOR 79");
          system("COLOR 89");
          system("COLOR a9");
          system("COLOR b9");
          system("COLOR c9");
          system("COLOR d9");
          system("COLOR e9");
          system("COLOR f9");
          }
    }
    else if ( userinput == 1 )
    {
         system("CLS");
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;          
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;          
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          while ( 1 == 1 ) 
          {
                system("COLOR 0f");
                system("COLOR f0");
                }
          }
          else if ( userinput == 3 );
          {
               cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;          
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;          
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
          cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
          while ( 1 == 1 )
          {
                system("COLOR ca");
                system("COLOR ac");
                }
    }
}
    Last edited by Disturbed; 09-21-2009 at 07:20 PM.

  2. 09-21-2009 #2
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    wow lol.... for/while loop anyone?
  3. 09-21-2009 #3
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    Someone was sippin on too much of the happy juice. This is why you don't drink and code kids :P

    "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities. It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population. It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals. It is some fifty miles of concrete pavement. We pay for a single fighter plane with a half million bushels of wheat. We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people. This is, I repeat, the best way of life to be found on the road the world has been taking. This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron."
     - Dwight D. Eisenhower
  4. 09-21-2009 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by why06 View Post
    Someone was sippin on too much of the happy juice. This is why you don't drink and code kids :P
    B-but, what about the ballmer peak? xkcd - A Webcomic - Ballmer Peak
  5. 09-22-2009 #5
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    Code:
        while ( 1 == 1 )
    lol when is 1 not 1?
  6. 09-22-2009 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by lalakijilp View Post
    Code:
        while ( 1 == 1 )
    lol when is 1 not 1?
    never, so this loops infinitly untill you call break
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hell_Demon View Post
    never, so this loops infinitly untill you call break
    lol, nice program
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    Quote Originally Posted by zeco View Post
    B-but, what about the ballmer peak? xkcd - A Webcomic - Ballmer Peak
    Lol zeco.That was actually pretty funny xD

    "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities. It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population. It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals. It is some fifty miles of concrete pavement. We pay for a single fighter plane with a half million bushels of wheat. We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people. This is, I repeat, the best way of life to be found on the road the world has been taking. This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron."
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    normally you'd write: while(true) instead of while(1==1) lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by B1ackAnge1 View Post
    normally you'd write: while(true) instead of while(1==1) lol
    I was thinking that too, but i suppose to each his own.
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    or while(1), which is what my old C++ book used althought it doesnt really matter which of these you use ^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by zeco View Post
    I was thinking that too, but i suppose to each his own.
    Well if I had my way I would write while(false) at the beginning and be done with this godforsaken program D:

    "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities. It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population. It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals. It is some fifty miles of concrete pavement. We pay for a single fighter plane with a half million bushels of wheat. We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people. This is, I repeat, the best way of life to be found on the road the world has been taking. This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron."
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    i'd turn it into this:
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    void main()
{
   return;
}
    rofl
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    Quote Originally Posted by B1ackAnge1 View Post
    i'd turn it into this:
    Code:
    void main()
{
   return;
}
    rofl
    You can't post a return statement if main is void, it has nothing to retrun too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xdiducktapex View Post
    You can't post a return statement if main is void, it has nothing to retrun too.
    Not sure if I should laugh or cry at that statement because it's completely wrong...

    1st: 'Nothing to return to' has nothing to do with it.. if a Void Main has nowhere to return to, where does an Int Main return to? They both return to the OS which initiated the application process.

    Now assuming you perhaps made a typo (lots of non-native english speakers and 'young people' here so that's understandable) and meant to simply say: It has nothing TO return - as in talking about giving a value back to the caller (in this case the OS) then it's still incorrect to say you can't call return.
    Calling return with no arguments as I did (return vs such as 'return 0;') simply does as the name implies.. returns and does not return any value (or if you wish to think of it like this: it returns a void).

    Of course detail is that you don't HAVE to call return at the end of a void function (which in my post was just a joke to re-inforce it didn't do anything) since it does it automatically but you may want to return in the middle of the code which your post claims you can't do:

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{
   int x = 3;
   int y = 3;
   if(x==y)
     return; 
   else
   {
     printf("say what now?");
   }

   return; // don't have to do this, but if you like to type extra you can 
             //no one ever really does though
}
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