Top tier shit in life that's 100x better than drugs.

**Smasherx74** · 05-17-2014

5. Chocolate milk - As we all know, humans have been drinking milk for a long time. Africans drink milk too, they had cows. I think europeans stole their cows and started drinking their milk then the black people had no more cows so they had to eat chicken.

4. Spicy food - If you like the burn from spicy food, or just the flavor it's good for ur stuff. You can eat spicy food when u have a hangover. Spicy food helps people get more hydrated, 90% of people are not consistently hydrated.

3. Jesus - We all love jesus, jesus is the white savior of the past 2000 years, which is when the world government orignally started. We in the illuminati call this the void century.

2. Fullmetal Alchemist - Best fucking cartoon/Anime, best fucking manga/comic. Not even batman can touch FMA. And NOTHING anime or manga wise ever comes fucking close to FMA. Best fucking life changing show you will ever fucking watch. It's better than breakingbad, it's better than Old school wrestling, and it's a hell of a lot better than Shitball Z or Narushit.

1. MPGH - Condones pedophiles, criminals, and philosophical satanist. Nuff said.

0. Dick - Abso-fucking-lutely delicious. Must have, try it at least once. The only rule to this, is DOM must be greater than the SUB