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    THE BEST FUCKING SANDWICH EVER



    Holy shit. Holy shit. I have been enlightened. Let me fucking tell YOU, because I am this sandwich's god damned missionary. I have came to spread the good WORD. What is this, you ask? What is this glorious sandwich that is gracing your visage? This is the Peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwich, commonly referred to as the Elvis. Cut up some bananas, and trust me you want those slices THICK, cover one side of some grilled bread (I used honey wheat bread, and grilled them together so they stayed soft on the inside and grilled on the outside), spread peanut butter on the other, put on your bacon (don't fuck this up with that microwavable shit, asshole), and this part is important so don't fuck this up: PUT SOME FUCKING HONEY ON THAT SHIT. How much? Up to you. I put a dab on each of the bananas (9 dabs for 9 slices), it wouldn't have hurt to have used more, but HOLY
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    Ill Keep This In Mind When Im Creating A New Menu For A New Restaurant


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    I've been wondering why it is 18+?
    .Gimme sammich
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    Fucking hell fats. It's 10:44pm right now, and thanks to you I have mad cravings for one of these.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freedom(GG) View Post
    I've been wondering why it is 18+?
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    Because this sandwich is fucking unadulterated. Also because I swore a lot.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitz View Post


    Because this sandwich is fucking unadulterated. Also because I swore a lot.
    oh okay then .feels like going to make one
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    Do you have to be +18 to eat this shit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reav3R View Post
    Do you have to be +18 to eat this shit?
    No. just no
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reav3R View Post
    Do you have to be +18 to eat this shit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChimiBang View Post
    Apperently
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    I agree bout the sandwich part but the swearing part
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitz View Post


    Because this sandwich is fucking unadulterated. Also because I swore a lot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reav3R View Post


    Your avatar is cute.
    /offtopic . Ikr
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