Bombs. Bombs are the solution my friend.
Get Kali Linux, crack their WEP. Start looking for the Anarchists Cookbook and going to illegal sites etc. If they have Comcast they're fucked because they monitor that shit out of what you do. One of my friends got put on their watch-list for torrenting a fucking book for school. Oh, also change their wifi name to "Fucking Peasants" and change their password.
1) Take a shit on their car.
2) Call up a hooker and give their address.
3) Put up a fake house party ad (Me and my buddys did this once