Qwerty4

[Not an Asian]

( c//”-}{-*\x) Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

[Cataclypse]

gr8 b8 m8 no d-b8 i r8 it an 8 i h8 2 b in an ir8 st8 but its my f8
hey m8 i apreci8 that u r8 it gr8 u wanna d8 and mayb masturb8 i can ask n8 and we can meet at the g8 dont b l8
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 plz don't h8
gr8 b8 m8 cant even h8 so I r8 8 outta 8
Gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8., I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8.

[Not an Asian]

gr8 b8 m8 no d-b8 i r8 it an 8 i h8 2 b in an ir8 st8 but its my f8
hey m8 i apreci8 that u r8 it gr8 u wanna d8 and mayb masturb8 i can ask n8 and we can meet at the g8 dont b l8
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 plz don't h8
gr8 b8 m8 cant even h8 so I r8 8 outta 8
Gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8., I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8.

“Man this sht is so wrong in so many motherfuking levels yo…I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled “Boku” I said to this dude, What’s this sht? He just giggled and said “Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!” Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sht but as I watched the first video, I was like “Yo…..what the fuk..” THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like “Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo…….” THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfukING CAR AND THEN I SAID “YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” I couldn’t fuking believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sht was so disturbing..YET I COULDN’T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM…..THOSE NIGGAS…YOOOOOOO…….THOSE NIGGAS….AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE…YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..IT WAS LIKE YOUR bich WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING “DIFFERENT” AND IT WAS SO fukED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST…KEPT WATCHING IT…AND THAT’S WHAT I fukING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE…THREE NIGGAS…THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT…WAS…THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfukING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER! So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON’T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON’T DO IT NIGGA, IT’S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I’M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!"

[Strict]

M8 I R8 8/8

[Not an Asian]

M8 I R8 8/8

Yooooooooo !!! Jugemu jugemu gokou no surikire Kaijari suigyo no suigyoumatsu Unraimatsu fuuraimatsu Kuuneru tokoro ni sumu tokoro Yaburakouji no burakouji Paipo paipo paipo no shuuringan Shuuringan no guurindai Guurindai no ponpokopii no Ponpoko naa no choukyuumei no Chousuke ! Choito ojikan itadakimasu Goseichou kudasai Totonoimashita ! Warau koto to kakemashite (ha !) Omatsuri yarou to tokimasu (soiya) Sono kokoro wa ? Sono kokoro wa ? Dochira mo happi ni naru deshou Oato ga yoroshii you de Waraou waraou saa waraimasho Konna jidai koso waraimasho Waraou (soiya soiya) naitara make da Yakekuso waraimasho Haranbanjou sui mo amai mo Norikoeta appare nihonjin Waraou donna toki demo Nani kuso waraimasho Guwahhahha (guwahhahha) nyohhohho (nyohhohho) Kuuki nante yomazu ni warattoke Egao (egao !) egao ! (egao !) Warau kado ni wa fuku kitaru ! Minnasama, kyou wa youkoso oide itadakimashita Koko de isseki !! Nezumi no ko ga oyome ni itte, jiki ni kaette kita nde, Nezumi no okaasan ga, taihen okotte, “Anna, ii tokoro he, omae totsuide Dare ga iya de dete kita ndai ? ” “Iie, daaremo kirai ja nai ndesu keredo, Goinkyosan ga yasashii nde, iya na no. ” “Yasashii nnara kekkou jaa nai ka nee. ” “Demo, neko nadegoe desu mono. ” Isogashisa ni mi wo makasete Kiete iku da nante beranmee ! Waraou waraou waraenakute mo Warau shika nai desho waraimasho Waraou (soiya soiya) koukaku agete Hitasura waraimasho Ounin no ran ookiki nsae KURIA shite gendai nihonjin Waraou miraieigou Guhaha to waraimasho Komusume no tawagoto, to kirisutenai de Shikametsura nanka hen na kao Egao wo mitai kara Waraou waraou saa waraimasho Konna jidai koso waraimasho Waraou (soiya soiya) naitara make da Yakekuso waraimasho Haranbanjou sui mo amai mo Norikoeta appare nihonjin Waraou donna toki demo Nani kuso waraimasho Hitasura waraimasho Guwahhahha (guwahhahha) nyohhohho (nyohhohho) Kuuki nante yomazu ni warattoke Egao (egao !) egao ! (egao !) Warau kado ni wa fuku kitaru !

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GG WP!