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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    DAMN, YOU ALPHA, GET THEM LADIES 24/7.
    WATCH OUT SON, MIGHT GET CUT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevinvo View Post
    so im 15 and i need some advices on the fleshlight so which do you recommend?
    I notice you got a lot of kids and idiots with self-esteem issues in regards to their own sexuality replying to you, so I'll give you an honest and experienced response.

    I have one, and honestly not worth the cost. It feels okay, but not as easy to clean up as straight up masturbating and doesn't feel anywhere near as good as real pussy. It does have it's own unique feel to it and you definitely have to use a heating lube or at least soak it in warm water. Cold silicon on bare dick skin don't feel that great.

    If you don't think you'll ever experience pussy, get one.

    If you can get a genuine one for $60 or less and you're bored of jacking off, get one.

    If you gotta choose between a stimulant like a body wand (Hitachi) or a flesh light go with the stimulant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Assistive View Post


    I don't need a toy to make myself feel good. Thats why you have sex.
    And for anyone that says its better then sex, I'm sorry but there is no way. Does it make noises? Does it provide many areas to grab and hold onto? Can it talk to you? Feel you? No. Its a fucking toy for hopeless men, actually, hopeless boys.
    I mean you could talk to, but that would be weird.





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    Quote Originally Posted by asianmudkip View Post
    I mean you could talk to, but that would be weird.
    Careful now, I hear that guy is a certified badass. I bet he gets all the ladies with his swagger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    Careful now, I hear that guy is a certified badass. I bet he gets all the ladies with his swagger.
    why did you give him a honest answer he is 15 D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by thisisreal34 View Post
    why did you give him a honest answer he is 15 D:
    Just because he is 15 doesn't mean he can't be curious about sex toys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    Just because he is 15 doesn't mean he can't be curious about sex toys.
    tbh its a little weird especially if it gets posted and his parents open it or something so at 15 you would go sticking dildos up your arse nice to know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reav3R View Post
    I recommend finishing school first because you can't spell flashlight correctly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thisisreal34 View Post
    tbh its a little weird especially if it gets posted and his parents open it or something so at 15 you would go sticking dildos up your arse nice to know
    Yes because using toys means shoving a dildo up your ass. Nice to know you have the mental capacity of a 9 year old with down syndrome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    Yes because using toys means shoving a dildo up your ass. Nice to know you have the mental capacity of a 9 year old with down syndrome.
    Bet you've been shoving dildos up your ass since you were 9 then.
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    If you do buy one, Make sure it's not a second hand one from eBay... Now that would be fucking queer

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