Yo mama's so greasy, on hot days she cooks bacon strips on her ass cheeks!
Yo mama so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her
I have a date tonight.
Her first name starts with a Y and her last name starts with an M.
Take a guess.
Your mom.
Your mom gave me STD.
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AnusForce (09-04-2014)
Yo' momma so fat, she went to KFC and licked other people's fingers
Poor mom.
yo mama so fat I took a picture of her on christmas and it still printing
You're mum jokes..
When will the 12 year olds grow up..
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
your mum is so fat when she stepped on the scale her weight was over 9000
your mum is so fat naruto cant make enough clones to see all sides of her
your mum is so dumb when she got given the death note she thought she was being asked for a autograph