Yodel are cancer if they try to even attempt to deliver shit to me ill arrange a different courier last time I let them deliver something they threw it in my front garden because I locked the gates
new mouse gonna get delivered today? NAW, YODEL GONNA TAKE IT TO THE DEPOT AND FUCK THE PACKAGING UNTIL IT'S SOGGY WITH SWEAT AND CUM AND MAIL IT 2 YOU ON SATURDAY, FUCK YODEL, SHITTIEST DELIVERY SERVICE ON THE PLANET.
Yodel are cancer if they try to even attempt to deliver shit to me ill arrange a different courier last time I let them deliver something they threw it in my front garden because I locked the gates