Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion?
guess it Dave i bet you cant.
Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion?
guess it Dave i bet you cant.
lol google?
Ok, heres my riddle or w/e the fuck it is:
Three buddies walk into a motel where the price of one room is 30 dollars, according to to night manager. They take a single room to save money and fork over 10 dollars apiece. So, they take their stuff and what not and head up to their room.
A little while later the night manager realizes that they took a smoking room which is only 25 dollars, he yells at the bell hop to come over and return 5 dollars to the three guys. on the way the bell hope decides, he shouldnt drive tension between them and takes two dollars for him Self so that they wont fight over who gets how much. he returns the money to each of them so in essence they all paid nine dollars. So combined they paid 27 dollars, the bell hop kept two make it 29 dollars. My question to you is wheres the last dollar?
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hes just looking on google. OK
If you drop me off the top of a building i will not break, But if you drop me in the ocean i will be destroyed. What Am I?
i touch my self at night...
Do i win?
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Leonardo da Vinci
Aw Lawd. I Want Funny!! Dammit Give Some Funnies!!
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Hazedup is the best there ever was
Ask that smart dude i bet he knows. So far shawdow was the funniest.
Osatox can you help me on a essay?
Neither, and I can prove that, also, not interested in making hacks, and doubt I'd even be good at it.
Thanks I guess.
Making a paragraph out of a simple statement is something that comes easy to me, of course, in some way or another without getting too random or off-topic you must halfway repeat yourself in the course of the paragraph.
I don't see it as a special talent but I do enjoy confusing people with it.
I am not being modest, it is something I doubt that many people can't do, probably haven't tried.
If you weren't not to un-quote me, you may not be a poser which, in the act of posing, proves to not be a poser but, something of a different caliber. The likes of which I have yet to have the pleasure of finding and tracking down a name for and labeling you as the word I would have been tracking down if I were to give it a second moments thought.
So, I hope have answered the question of which you proposed just moments ago, and, in the act of proposing said question, you asked the likes of the person who will be answering and responding, two words, which, most evidently are synonyms, mean the same thing, therefore, the question you proposed should have been, and I trust it has been, answered to the fullest extent and will be a sufficient answer so the likes of which this question may not be related to another question asked in the near, or possibly distant future.
A challenge this hath been, and I hath taken said challenged and undertaken it and given it but a moment of my life to aim the wondering mind of fellow stranger in, what I hope to be, the right general or exact direction of which, happens to be the path less taken, however, the path which should be the path more taken.
Last edited by Tiresome; 10-15-2009 at 08:29 PM.