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    Got jizz on my touchpad

    now my mac touchpad keeps doing weird shit
    idk if i should take it 2 the apple store just incase they find my jizz inside the fucking touchpad and stuff
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    Who the hell jizzes on their touchpad..

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    Using an Apple was your first mistake.
    Jizzing on your fucking computer was your second.
    You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
    You were seeking love.
    Here is the pit, here is your pit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Color View Post
    Who the hell jizzes on their touchpad..
    hi
    it was on my knees kinda
    and it like flew up and went all on my touhcpad
    i had 2 go out so i did a quick clean up
    i come home and its fucked
    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Using an Apple was your first mistake.
    Jizzing on your fucking computer was your second.
    i make mistakes
    now i need help to fix mistakes

     

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    1) does it smell
    2) is it that bad of a problem
    3) do you not have applecare

    if you answered yes to any of those:
    dont bring it in
    otherwise, go ahead and fix it

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    Quote Originally Posted by top kek View Post
    1) does it smell
    2) is it that bad of a problem
    3) do you not have applecare

    if you answered yes to any of those:
    dont bring it in
    otherwise, go ahead and fix it
    1) smell a bit if u put ur nose up 2 it
    but odesnt smell like jizz
    more like the shit u use 2 make it easier
    2) not rly can be
    3) yes i have applecare

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheep View Post


    1) smell a bit if u put ur nose up 2 it
    but odesnt smell like jizz
    more like the shit u use 2 make it easier
    2) not rly can be
    3) yes i have applecare
    you fucking answered it as if it was ok but not ok

    i guess that you have applecare you gotta be lucky that the technicians dont smell it or you can give one AIDS by accident.
    but regardless go ahead and fix it

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    just clean it with a cloth..
    A҉F҉T҉E҉R҉ ҉4҉ ҉Y҉E҉A҉R҉S҉,҉ ҉I҉ ҉A҉M҉ ҉B҉A҉C҉K҉ ҉O҉N҉ ҉T҉H҉I҉S҉ ҉S҉I҉T҉E҉




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    my only question is why is there semen on your computer anyways
    jesus horrible aim much

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    Quote Originally Posted by top kek View Post


    you fucking answered it as if it was ok but not ok

    i guess that you have applecare you gotta be lucky that the technicians dont smell it or you can give one AIDS by accident.
    but regardless go ahead and fix it
    ill do that if it complete stop work
    Quote Originally Posted by NemsOne View Post
    just clean it with a cloth..
    its liek inside

    Quote Originally Posted by Grizzly View Post
    my only question is why is there semen on your computer anyways
    jesus horrible aim much
    fight me

     

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    im having trouble seeing how you cum on the touchpad. like the keyboard i see kinda. touchpad seems difficult unless you have your penis aimed down right at it. seriously wtf m8. better of been a good fappin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by koolguyy View Post
    im having trouble seeing how you cum on the touchpad. like the keyboard i see kinda. touchpad seems difficult unless you have your penis aimed down right at it. seriously wtf m8. better of been a good fappin'
    it shot into the sky and came down like rain n stuff

     

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    How the fuck did you get semen on your touchpad.

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    He thought his Laptop is his GF ... Only explanation .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigby. View Post
    How the fuck did you get semen on your touchpad.

    FOR TTE 10th time
    It was raining my semen
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    He thought his Laptop is his GF ... Only explanation .
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