I sexually identify as a attack helicopter.

[OmnYfi]

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

[Crabonok]

So it was your fault you gunned it down

bbc.com/news/world-asia-26503141

[maganinja808]

I know the feels bro. I too identify myself as a war machine. Not necessarily as an attack helicopter but as an artillery cannon

[Eadwulf_]

If you need someone to talk with you can call me on my private phone number!

[loko978]

So it was your fault you gunned it down

bbc.com/news/world-asia-26503141

lelele common dont mess with that

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If you need someone to talk with you can call me on my private phone number!

mmmmmmmmmmm ok i will

[goldenxshan]

SwaGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Eadwulf_]

SwaGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

#YOLO

//2short5me