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    Quote Originally Posted by carbonnade View Post
    Thnx for the motivation..I think
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    When I was 12 years old, I had a surgery. They cut into my stomach to remove some things that I don't remember of. I gotta admit, I was a little nervous before surgery began but it's really nothing to be afraid of. You'll be put to sleep in either way so you won't feel anything. Afterwards, you wake up and it's over. It'll hurt alot though. When it was over, I could barely walk and it took me a while to get used to the pain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heaven X View Post
    When I was 12 years old, I had a surgery. They cut into my stomach to remove some things that I don't remember of. I gotta admit, I was a little nervous before surgery began but it's really nothing to be afraid of. You'll be put to sleep in either way so you won't feel anything. Afterwards, you wake up and it's over. It'll hurt alot though. When it was over, I could barely walk and it took me a while to get used to the pain.
    ................................Ur stories dont help at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Sheep #3 View Post
    ................................Ur stories dont help at all.
    Let me put it in serious terms for you. If you do not undergo surgery you will get a Strangulated Hernia;If the window in the abdominal wall should decide to close and clamp shut whilst a fold of bowel (for example) is poking through it, this is a strangulated hernia. It cuts off the blood supply to the bowel which rapidly turns very unpleasant. It is usually extremely painful and is a surgical emergency. Sometimes it can require treatment within minutes, requiring an ambulance trip to the emergency room at the nearest hospital.

    You are not going to lose a testicle and even if you do while you dont undergo surgery you wont be able to use your genitalia anyway but go ahead and put yourself at more risk my granddad had a hernia they removing it quick and easy was nere his testicle area aswell so just get the fucking surgery i rate this thread 1/5 stupid questions get the fucking surgery

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Sheep #3 View Post
    1 hernia in my abdominal area
    inb4 @Dave's Sheep #3is secretly Ron Jeremy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xarnix View Post
    inb4 @Dave's Sheep #3is secretly Ron Jeremy.
    who dat? /msgtooshrt
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Sheep #3 View Post
    who dat? /msgtooshrt
    A famous pornstar who claims he can get your dick size up 5 inches in 2 weeks. He's all over porn ads. The reason I'm reffing this is because he has a stomach hernia.

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    Good luck dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeus` View Post
    Good luck dude
    thnx bruh surgery on wednesday
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