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    Finally losing my virginity next week :)

    So this girl is 20 years old, not ugly and has a husband in the army, and a kid. She had a fight with her husband, and has the hots for me. (I know this since couple people have told me, and me and the girl have been talking, and I invited her over next week when my parents are away). So I am not one of you virgin's starting next week.
    @arunforce BLESS MEH


    Btw: If you still think I am gay, just wow............


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    I'd doubt you but that is exactly how Army dependapotamuses usually act, so I'm torn.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Disturbed View Post
    I'd doubt you but that is exactly how Army dependapotamuses usually act, so I'm torn.
    Hey we got the same amont of thx :P

    Also not lieing, I will post a pic of the girl and post it prob next week

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    Come back when you tell the truth.
    If you'd like you can join my Autism Awareness Group https://www.mpgh.net/forum/group.php?groupid=2181


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    Quote Originally Posted by FaZe d00d View Post
    Come back when you tell the truth.
    Come back when we know who you are

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    Quote Originally Posted by xaviar View Post

    Hey we got the same amont of thx :P

    Also not lieing, I will post a pic of the girl and post it prob next week
    Yea, have her pose with a piece of paper with your name and MPGH

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fujiyama View Post
    Yea, have her pose with a piece of paper with your name and MPGH
    Lol she will think I am weird I ain't asking her to do that lol

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    He's getting fucked in the ass, I can assure you.
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    So basically you're a homewrecker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xaviar View Post

    Come back when we know who you are
    Come back when you post what @Fujiyama said
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frost View Post
    He's getting fucked in the ass, I can assure you.
    Nah just the same old straight sex
    Quote Originally Posted by Raple View Post
    So basically you're a homewrecker.
    Not even, how am I the home wrecker when she came on to me O.o.
    Quote Originally Posted by FaZe d00d View Post
    Come back when you post what @Fujiyama said
    Again, who are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FaZe d00d View Post
    Come back when you post what @Fujiyama said
    Who the fuck are you?
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    Vouch Profile!

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    I mean as in the girls spouse is going to find out and kick your ass lmao, you're rolling in deep shit mate, just pay a ho for a night
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    Quote Originally Posted by xaviar View Post

    Come back when we know who you are
    so you saying you like it behind?

    you know..

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    You stink of bullshit

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