thisisreal34 (02-26-2015)
#1 She has a kid and a husband, even if she is coming onto you, you are a piece of shit.
#2 I hope its awful for agreeing to this.
#3 Why the fuck did you schedule when you are losing your virginity?
#4 You are gonna get YOUR ASS BEAT by her husband.
thisisreal34 (02-26-2015)
Plot twist:
She's your mom.
Niku ・( ̄∀ ̄)・ (02-26-2015),thisisreal34 (02-26-2015)
Sheep Resume
PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE
SHEEP HERDER, 11/2010 - PRESENT
RESPONSIBILITIES
Attend sheep flock grazing on range
Herd sheep rounds up strays using trained dogs
Beds down sheep near evening campsite
Guard flock from predatory animals from eating poisonous plants
May assist in lambing, docking, and shearing
May feed sheep supplementary feed.
SKILLS AND QUALIFICATIONS
Three years of working experience as Sheep Herder
Use logic and reason to identify the strengths and weaknesses of alternative solutions, conclusions or approaches to problems
Talk to others to convey information effectively
Sheep Resume
PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE
SHEEP HERDER, 11/2010 - PRESENT
RESPONSIBILITIES
Attend sheep flock grazing on range
Herd sheep rounds up strays using trained dogs
Beds down sheep near evening campsite
Guard flock from predatory animals from eating poisonous plants
May assist in lambing, docking, and shearing
May feed sheep supplementary feed.
SKILLS AND QUALIFICATIONS
Three years of working experience as Sheep Herder
Use logic and reason to identify the strengths and weaknesses of alternative solutions, conclusions or approaches to problems
Talk to others to convey information effectively
Sheep Resume
PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE
SHEEP HERDER, 11/2010 - PRESENT
RESPONSIBILITIES
Attend sheep flock grazing on range
Herd sheep rounds up strays using trained dogs
Beds down sheep near evening campsite
Guard flock from predatory animals from eating poisonous plants
May assist in lambing, docking, and shearing
May feed sheep supplementary feed.
SKILLS AND QUALIFICATIONS
Three years of working experience as Sheep Herder
Use logic and reason to identify the strengths and weaknesses of alternative solutions, conclusions or approaches to problems
Talk to others to convey information effectively
thisisreal34 (02-26-2015)
I'm sorry. I can't help but die of laughter. How often do people actually joke about this shit?
"hey dude she wants to fuck you"
*snicker*
"get in that shit dude go ask her"
She had a fight and wants to cheat already? With a kid? Wow, very committed.
/calling bullshit
Last edited by Hunter Jr.; 02-26-2015 at 08:15 PM.
#Virgin4lyfe
/relationships are xp waste m9
Umm.... Didn't know people posted this here tell now.
Deflorate. (02-27-2015),thisisreal34 (02-27-2015)
Haters stop hating please