Epic Troll competition!!! (approved by dave)

[whtlight]

wait what teh prize be?

[Hagerad]

i will be back with more.

[mlkey]

Mother fucker I should get credit for all this shit yo!
It was my fucking thread that sparked your attention to fucking Omegle in the first place. Me and Stumpy were on MSN and since I'm not in any MPGH MSN group things I should get awarded hurr fool. I should get a MPGH Troll tag fa shoskies.

who the fuck cares about you emo boy? go slit your wrists

ha.
you fail.

Omegle was on mpgh before you even existed

THANK YOU.

This is 'trolling':

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey :)
You: Hello?
You: u arrent anuther creeper r u?
Stranger: nope :D
You: tats good gettin tierd of them
Stranger: your not a creep are you :S?
You: no
Stranger: just checking :D
You: it woud be wierd for a grl to be a creeper
Stranger: :L thats nice 

so wats up ?
You: nuthin much. just got home from cheerleading practice
Stranger: cool !:D im singing ><!
You: thats nice, idc about ur problems tho
You: im pissd right now
Stranger: i didnt say i had a problem
You: people always have problems
You: you have problems
Stranger: nope not me my life is perfect
You: well im a 17 year old girl so i have problems of my own
You: im horny all the time
You: black people piss me off
You: no one understands me
Stranger: well thats not creepy at all
You: see? no one understnds me
You: you just dont get it
Stranger: umm yeah maybe you should wise up
You: you should shut up
You: you arent perfect
Stranger: yes i am :)
You: youre probably an ugly nerd
You: where are you from?
Stranger: no im not i model and i have za singing career
Stranger: a *
You: where are you from?
Stranger: the uk
You: so you have poor teeth then, do ya chinless wonder?
Stranger: nope like i said i have a model career so i pretty much look fucking gorguss
You: okay so you have a huge penis then right?
Stranger: gosh u are a creep
You: only blacks have big penises... you arent a darkie are you?
Stranger: no
You: thats good. i need my bike later
Stranger: why ?
You: ******s always steal my bike.. i hate them
Stranger: ur such a creepy your probly a dude
You: i rub butter all over my body, moaning heavily
Stranger: yeah im not interested
You: I like the passion you have for females, I think alot of the guys at my school are fags
Stranger: do u have something against gay people as well ?
You: Yeah i do
You: why, are you gay?
Stranger: no, why >
Stranger: ?
You: you dont like women, so you must be gay
Stranger: i didnt say i didnt like women, u must have some life you probly have no friends do you ?
You: friends are for squares
Stranger: which is why your gonna be a hermit with 27 cays when u grow up
Stranger: cats *
You: that sounds hot. you turn me on. the last guy that turned me on this much was my uncle. you remind me of him.
You: do you have msn?
Stranger: yeah
You: we should cam it up
Stranger: no
Stranger: u dont even know my age u creep
You: i want you to see my innards.
You: i hope i dont have herpes bumps still....
You: YOU CANT DENY OUR LOVE!
Stranger: im only 13 your fucking pedafile
You: i like em young
You: I stretch back, moaning heavily as I reach the point of climax
You: GIVE ME MORE
Stranger: gone fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this aint the best troll, but it hellla beat the others GJ mate!! laughed me arse off

[Hagerad]

mlkey was mine good :3

[mlkey]

mlkey was mine good :3

no not really :X all you did was flame the guy. trolling and flaming arent the same. to make a troll u need to confuse your target over and over by constantly changing subjects then returning to the same subject. you dont wanna piss off your target cause then he will just disconect. what you wanna do is keep a steady conversation that atracts the target and confusing him at the same time. so you need to know what your gonna talk about, and keep retrying convo's till u find a sucker.

[SmokeyBear]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: oi
Stranger: hey
You: u wanna join my swashbucling crew
You: we be *******ing
Stranger: of course
Stranger: we be enslaving them ******
You: you want to go be pirates in somalia
You: ye we be enslaving them
Stranger: a buck for every ****** on board
You: we sell them for a fine price of 3 dabloons
You: but we going to be rich because we going to enslave every nego in town
You: so ye up for the job
Stranger: im tellin ya, there be loootz a niggas around these quarters
You: ye
You: i might bumpy the price up to 6 dabloons
You: yar
Stranger: oh yea ill find ya some specimen with nice white teeth
You: yar
You: u be my first matey
You: we gonna ******* and sail across the sea
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the things that are censored out is plu nder


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yar
Stranger: hey
Stranger: are u a girl with msn?
You: im a pirtate with dial up
You: ya wanna join me crew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: yar
Stranger: f?
You: ima pirtate
You: wat is this f you speak of
Stranger: female?
You: we only have m on the boat
You: i be a butt pirate
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ryan]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you go to Hogwarts?
Stranger: kind of
Stranger: expeliarmus!
You: I like magic.
You: But sometimes...my parole officer won't let me have my magic wand...he says it will ruin my rehabilitation process...but all I want is magic...that's ALL....IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!?
You: IS IT?!?
You: HUH?!?
Stranger: avada kedavra!
You: What, just because my parents locked me up in this place 9 years ago makes them think I can't have books?!?
You: OR MAGIC?!?
Stranger: ......i dnt like this game.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Random saved one.

[mlkey]

roflmao i was about to get trolled and..
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[Slipknotn209]

ha.
you fail.

Omegle was on mpgh before you even existed

Sorry to burst your bubble you dumb ass, but I brought it back. If it wasn't for me no one would have started talking about this shit. How about you go back to sucking Obama's dick, it's missing you.

[SmokeyBear]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: yar
Stranger: where are you from
You: im from the deep ocean
You: im a squid
Stranger: Where
You: atlantic
You: im squid
You: my best friend is a whale
You: and ur about to get fucked by my tentacle
Stranger: Atlantic???
You: yar, from the ocean
You: i be a squid
Stranger: age?
You: i be a 8 year old squid
You: but im mature enough to have sex
Stranger: 8 years old, though?
You: are ye ready for me to fuck your
You: maybe you can fuck my bff blowhole
You: 3 sums ftw
Stranger: Fuck ㅡ ㅡ
You: btw this is the fbi and i wanted to say that ill be at your door in 5 minutes ready to arrest you
Stranger: i'm south korea
You: you were going to fuck a 8 year old
You: what kind of creep does that
You: you will spend a long time in jail
You have disconnected.

[Dead Bones Brook]

Sorry to burst your bubble you dumb ass, but I brought it back. If it wasn't for me no one would have started talking about this shit. How about you go back to sucking Obama's dick, it's missing you.

FUCK YOU FOR BRINGING IT BACK
IT'S ABSOLUTELY NOT FUNNY

[SmokeyBear]

creepy

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: OMG
You: MY BABY
You: I THOUGHT IT WAS A HOT POCKET!!!!!
You: DONT CALL 911
You: PLEASE DONT
Stranger: dont worry i wont
You: IM SORRY I PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE
Stranger: haha
You: ITS NOT FUNNY
You: SHES DEAD
Stranger: i bet she is
You: MY DOG IS CHEWING ON MY BABY'S EYE
Stranger: radiation would have destroyed the eye lol
You: I SWEAR I WAS JUST HUNGRY FOR A HOT POCKET
You: AND MY BABY IS CYCLOPSE
You: FROM X MEN
You: BUT A GIRL!!!!
You: AND NOW MY DOG IS GOING TO DIE FOR EATING THE MUTANT EYE!!!
You: FML!!!!!!
You: WHY CANT SOMEONE JUST END MY LIFE
You: WILL YOU DO IT FOR ME?
Stranger: of course i will
You: WTF YOUR SICK IN THE HEAD
You have disconnected.

[Dested]

there is like no competition here smokeybear obviouslys got the best trolls i loled so much!
gj smokeybear

[SmokeyBear]

i would take a picture but i already did for first one so no reason to do for the rest

[radnomguywfq3]

Stranger: knock knock
You: Hey
Stranger: knock knock
You: Hey
Stranger: knock knock!!!
You: Hey!!!
Stranger: KNOCK KNOCK!!!
You: KEY!!!
Stranger: *breaks down door and rapes you
Stranger: ****** style
You: lolol