Epic Troll competition!!! (approved by dave)

**Luizfe** · 11-09-2009

Originally Posted by scruffy

Even though I respect your skill, I disagree. I'll post results tomorrow when I'm not on my iPod.

Respect my skill on what?

And there's always an Omegle application on the iTunes Store...
the thing is the proof.

**failtown** · 11-09-2009

Here it is, I hope I win.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello, is this the krusty crab?
You: Yes, are youa chicken?
Stranger: depends, are you a nigga?
You: depends, do you like chicken?
Stranger: depends, do you like watermellon?
You: depends, do you like purple drink?
Stranger: depends, do you have my bike?
You: depends, are you gay?
Stranger: depends, are you david?
You: why yes, yes I am, now give david a bunch of money.. or die!
Stranger: death seems ok with me
You: I see.. would you like to be raped?
Stranger: cant be rape if i want it
Stranger: and i do want it
You: I see.. looks like we're in a delema
Stranger: eh, you are, i'm ok with the current situation
You: How? about.. you go to.. a strip club give all your money to a man then eat a choclate off the back of a hairy man
Stranger: can i borrow a dollar?
You: only if you go have but sexs with a gay guy while enjoying the juicys of a gay time iceream
Stranger: sorry, i'm $40 an hour
You: ouch.. how about I give you a blow job.. then you give me like $1000.. then you go home and tell your wife.. get dumped come to me then I take all your money and you become a hobo?
Stranger: eh, that doesnt work to well for me
You: Uhhh I see well you're just playing plain difficult aren't you?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: because this isnt the krusty krab
You: I can perhaps buy you a little version of spongebob, but then you have to have but secks with it till it has completely destroyed its self trying to get away from you.
Stranger: THERE ARENT ANY PICKLES
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I couldn't really get to a real convo with this guy.. He was playing damn hard to rape..

Sorry I didn't get a pic I exited it then realized I needed one, I'll try and get another convo but every time they dc.. XD

**Scruffy** · 11-09-2009

People need to google the definition of 'troll'. Then google 'funny'. Now understand the difference and act accordingly.

**failtown** · 11-09-2009

Originally Posted by SmokeyBear

TEXT:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEY
Stranger: HI
You: DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS!!
Stranger: NO I DONT
You: ITS DAVE84311
Stranger: OMG DAVE
Stranger: I KNEW A DAVE ONCE
Stranger: HIS NAME WAS DAVE
You: WANNA BE MOD ON MY SITE
Stranger: HE WAS COOL
Stranger: HELL YEAH
Stranger: LINK THAT SHIT YO
You: BUT THERES RULES
Stranger: WHUTS THAT?
Stranger: I WONT RAPE ANYBODY
Stranger: SWEAR
Stranger: I HAVNT DONE THAT IN
Stranger: A YEAR
You: BUT THATS THE PROBLEM
You: I NEED A GOOD RAPING
You: ARUN STOPPED RAPING ME 3 MONTHS AGO
Stranger: WELL I MAY BE OUTTA PRACTICE
Stranger: BUT ILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO
You: THE ONLY ONE THAT WANTS TO RAPE ME IS TOXIN
You: BUT HE NOT AS GOOD AS ARUN
Stranger: WELL I RAPE YOU
You: SO I NEED A NEW MOD TO RAPE ME
Stranger: I USED TO BE THE BEST
Stranger: THAT WAS MY REAL QUEST
You: AS GOOD AS ARUN?
Stranger: AND TO CHANGE THEM
Stranger: IS MY CAUSE
You: COOL
Stranger: I GOTTA RAPE THEM ALL YO
You: WHEN CAN YOU START
Stranger: I CAN START LIKE
Stranger: NOW
You: BUT INNA ISNT DONE HAVING SEX WITH MY ASS
You: SO IT MAY TAKE A WEEK TO GET YOU INTO THE SYSTEM
Stranger: WELL TELL HIM ITS MY TURN
You: INNA IS SLOW
Stranger: ILL CHOP HIS DICK OFF
Stranger: AND WE CAN WORK FROM THERE
You: INNA WORSE THAN TOXIN

You: OK WELL ILL CONTACT YOU IN A WEEK AND WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT
Stranger: YOU NEED SOME QUALITY RAPING BOY
Stranger: AWESOME
You: I USE TO HAVE ARUN?
You:

You: OK WELL CYA
Stranger: SUCKS MAN
Stranger: I FEEL YA
You: START PRACTICING
Stranger: I ALREADY AM
You: GEWD
Stranger: <3
You: YOU BETTER BE AS GOOD AS ARUN
You: BECAUSE IVE BEEN SAD FOR A WHILE
Stranger: ILL MAKE YOU HAPPY
You: NOTHING TO DO BUT TALK IN CAPS
Stranger: JUST LIKE GOOD OLD TIMES
You: OK CYA LATER MAN
Stranger: LATER SEXY
Stranger: but i dont want you to leave..
You: BUT I WILL SEE YOU IN A WEEK!
You have disconnected.

Ok everyone place your bets!!! I bet $100,000 this guy will win in the end!! This convo is unbelievable..

sucks to I wanted to win.. :'(

**Luizfe** · 11-09-2009

Originally Posted by scruffy

People need to google the definition of 'troll'. Then google 'funny'. Now understand the difference and act accordingly.

Yeah, lol.

Mine was for the lulz, not for the contest.

And, once, months ago, when I was a lurker in /b/ and "we" were raiding Omegle, I had this epic troll convo.

Sadly, I had to reformat my PC, did it like a month ago.

**PyrexxHero®** · 11-09-2009

I bet the prize is being put into CS

**Fatality_** · 11-09-2009

kk, shit will go down then.

**SmokeyBear** · 11-09-2009

Originally Posted by failtown

Ok everyone place your bets!!! I bet $100,000 this guy will win in the end!! This convo is unbelievable..

sucks to I wanted to win.. :'(

lol finally someone noticed it

**PyrexxHero®** · 11-09-2009

I think I caught someone in the act of trying to troll

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: Let's play a game.
Stranger: Roleplay.
Stranger: I'm the old priest and you're the young alter boy.
Stranger: GO.
You: HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK ARUN'S COCK SOME MORE?
Stranger: NO.
Stranger: I LIKE TYPING IN CAPS.
Stranger: HURR DURR.
Stranger: LOOK AT ME I'M RETARDED.
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**SmokeyBear** · 11-09-2009

Originally Posted by WoopwoopJuggalo

I think I caught someone in the act of trying to troll

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: Let's play a game.
Stranger: Roleplay.
Stranger: I'm the old priest and you're the young alter boy.
Stranger: GO.
You: HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK ARUN'S COCK SOME MORE?
Stranger: NO.
Stranger: I LIKE TYPING IN CAPS.
Stranger: HURR DURR.
Stranger: LOOK AT ME I'M RETARDED.
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wtf was that