New drug reported to cause users to have sex with trees call themselves Thor

[[MPGH]Wyo]

https://www.nol*****m/crime/index.ssf/...onment_article

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. -- One man ran naked through a Florida neighborhood, tried to have sex with a tree and told police he was the mythical god Thor. Another ran nude down a busy city street in broad daylight, convinced a pack of German shepherds was pursuing him.

Two others tried separately to break into the Fort Lauderdale Police Department. They said they thought people were chasing them; one wound up impaled on a fence.

The common element to these and other bizarre incidents in Florida in the last few months is flakka, an increasingly popular synthetic designer drug. Also known as gravel and readily available for $5 or less a vial, it's a growing problem for police after bursting on the scene in 2013.

Oh Florida

:V

Its the giving tree of weird news stories

[Yung Lean 2001]

lol, going to Florida this summer

[HalfBajan]

Saw this on facebook today. Sounds fun to watch lmao.

[Gryphius]

Oh Florida, lmao.