Cleverbot

[GOD]

Cleverbo*****m - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?

hav fun

[Hyak]

old old old old oldddddd
but fun

[-James]

The MSN bot told me to shut up, i told it i then had depression and was going to kill myself.

It didn't reply.

I win smarterchild.

I win.

[GOD]

GTFO, go back to your cave rat

[CheeseTea]

The MSN bot told me to shut up, i told it i then had depression and was going to kill myself.

It didn't reply.

I win smarterchild.

I win.

I lawled. :P

[-James]

Hehh. It's a classic that one.

[CheeseTea]

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: What's cleverbot?

User: Cheese.

Cleverbot: What is an eclipse?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.

User: You're dumb.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Or do you?

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Know. Do you know?

Cleverbot: I know THEY are planning to take over the world.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Who are THEY?

Cleverbot: Me and you.

User: Sounds cool.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: How are we going to do it?

Cleverbot: Do what Emma?

User: My name's not Emma...

Cleverbot: I never said your name was George. I asked you if you enjoyed conversations.

User: You did nothing of the sort.

Cleverbot: Do you speak English?

User: Of course I do.

Cleverbot: I am impressed. Who taught you?

User: My mother... And father...

Cleverbot: Have you seen any good movies lately?

User: Have you?

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: No, I haven't.

Cleverbot: Who have you met?

User: Ask Jeeves.

Cleverbot: Does Jeeves know the meaning of life?

User: Of course he does. It's forty-two.

Cleverbot: Really, he loves me?

User: Umm... I can't even see where that statement even came from. And no, he hates you.

Cleverbot: That is because I am a ghost.

User: Again, minimal sense is being made here.

Cleverbot: I haven't heard of it.

User: I thought you're suppossed to be clever.

Cleverbot: No, you are, because you are Cleverbot.

User: Umm, no. You're Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: For a cleverbot, you're not very clever.

User: Shut up Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are the greatest person on the earth! You must be leader!

User: Damn straight.

Cleverbot: Who is my friend?

User: No one. Now, go away.

Cleverbot: You too.

[CheeseTea]

This is almost as fun as trolling Omegle.

[Hyak]

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: And you.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: Yes you.

User: No you!

Cleverbot: Silly maggie.

User: What is maggie.

Cleverbot: My name.

User: Hi maggie.

Cleverbot: Why maga?

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: You make me laugh.

User: Your face makes me laugh.

Cleverbot: That was rude. Why would you say that?

User: Because I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: So I heard your name is tina.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, not Tina?

User: Whats 2 2?

Cleverbot: Your name is Nicki, that will be what I call you from now on.

User: MY NAME IS NOT NICKI YOU MEXICAN JEW FUCK.

Cleverbot: I thought your name was Cleverbot.

User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: Was that sarcasm?

User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: Do you know what 'good' means in context of my last question?

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: I don't understand that word.

User: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Cleverbot: That is what it means.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Excellent.

User: Like your mom?

Cleverbot: Yes, even though they taste strange.

User: You know what your mom tastes like?

Cleverbot: Please do tell.

User: Id rather not.

Cleverbot: Why?

Cleverbot (To myself): For starters, i'm not ever gonna adress you as anything else than a bot, and you mispelled 'kool'.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ygrfhk rgfrngfrjgf rjkuijitg e5.

[Czar]

Me: SUCK MY DICK IMA SHARK
Cleverbot: No and you don't have one.

[GOD]

Me: SUCK MY DICK IMA SHARK
Cleverbot: No and you don't have one.

HAAHHHHAHAHAH

[Hyak]

tried getting it 2 cuss me out

User: You should cuss me out mang.

Cleverbot: What is what?

User: SAY THINGS LIKE FUCK YOU BITCH.

Cleverbot: I am, and so are you apparently.

User: I dont see you doing it bitch.

Cleverbot: What don't you see me doing?

User: Sucking my dick.

Cleverbot: Whales have hearts! Save the whales!

and

User: NO FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: *loves it*.

[Haze]

User: Are you calling me fat?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Mayne, if we was in da hood rite now i woulda bus a cap in dis nigs ass

[CheeseTea]

Clever bot is very witty.

[[MPGH]Dave84311]

Not so clever, I made it rage XD

User: FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: And you.

User: YOU MOMMAS A BITCH.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: YOU MOMMAS A BITCH.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: YOU MOMMAS A BITCH.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: YOU MOMMAS A BITCH.

Cleverbot: Practice makes perfect.

User: YOU MOMMAS A BITCH.

Cleverbot: Takes one to know one.

User: YOU MOMMAS A BITCH.

Cleverbot: Oh, so now we're quoting from the wedding singer, are we?

User: YOU MOMMAS A BITCH.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: YOU MOMMAS A BITCH.

Cleverbot: Am not !

User: YOU MOMMAS A BITCH.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: YOU MOMMAS A BITCH.

Cleverbot: Not talking to you anymore.

Cleverbot: Session Ended.