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    old old old old oldddddd
    but fun

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    The MSN bot told me to shut up, i told it i then had depression and was going to kill myself.

    It didn't reply.

    I win smarterchild.

    I win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    The MSN bot told me to shut up, i told it i then had depression and was going to kill myself.

    It didn't reply.

    I win smarterchild.

    I win.
    I lawled. :P

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    GTFO, go back to your cave rat
    I am the God.

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    Hehh. It's a classic that one.

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    User: Hey.

    Cleverbot: What's cleverbot?

    User: Cheese.

    Cleverbot: What is an eclipse?

    Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.

    User: You're dumb.

    Cleverbot: I know.

    User: Or do you?

    Cleverbot: Do what?

    User: Know. Do you know?

    Cleverbot: I know THEY are planning to take over the world.

    User: That's nice.

    Cleverbot: I know.

    User: Who are THEY?

    Cleverbot: Me and you.

    User: Sounds cool.

    Cleverbot: It is.

    User: How are we going to do it?

    Cleverbot: Do what Emma?

    User: My name's not Emma...

    Cleverbot: I never said your name was George. I asked you if you enjoyed conversations.

    User: You did nothing of the sort.

    Cleverbot: Do you speak English?

    User: Of course I do.

    Cleverbot: I am impressed. Who taught you?

    User: My mother... And father...

    Cleverbot: Have you seen any good movies lately?

    User: Have you?

    Cleverbot: I asked you first.

    User: No, I haven't.

    Cleverbot: Who have you met?

    User: Ask Jeeves.

    Cleverbot: Does Jeeves know the meaning of life?

    User: Of course he does. It's forty-two.

    Cleverbot: Really, he loves me?

    User: Umm... I can't even see where that statement even came from. And no, he hates you.

    Cleverbot: That is because I am a ghost.

    User: Again, minimal sense is being made here.

    Cleverbot: I haven't heard of it.

    User: I thought you're suppossed to be clever.

    Cleverbot: No, you are, because you are Cleverbot.

    User: Umm, no. You're Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: For a cleverbot, you're not very clever.

    User: Shut up Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: You are the greatest person on the earth! You must be leader!

    User: Damn straight.

    Cleverbot: Who is my friend?

    User: No one. Now, go away.

    Cleverbot: You too.

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    This is almost as fun as trolling Omegle.

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    User: Fuck you.

    Cleverbot: And you.

    User: No you.

    Cleverbot: No you.

    User: No you.

    Cleverbot: Yes you.

    User: No you!

    Cleverbot: Silly maggie.

    User: What is maggie.

    Cleverbot: My name.

    User: Hi maggie.

    Cleverbot: Why maga?

    User: Huh?

    Cleverbot: You make me laugh.

    User: Your face makes me laugh.

    Cleverbot: That was rude. Why would you say that?

    User: Because I love you.

    Cleverbot: I love you too.

    User: So I heard your name is tina.

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, not Tina?

    User: Whats 2 2?

    Cleverbot: Your name is Nicki, that will be what I call you from now on.

    User: MY NAME IS NOT NICKI YOU MEXICAN JEW FUCK.

    Cleverbot: I thought your name was Cleverbot.

    User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

    Cleverbot: Was that sarcasm?

    User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

    Cleverbot: Do you know what 'good' means in context of my last question?

    User: STFU.

    Cleverbot: I don't understand that word.

    User: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    Cleverbot: That is what it means.

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Excellent.

    User: Like your mom?

    Cleverbot: Yes, even though they taste strange.

    User: You know what your mom tastes like?

    Cleverbot: Please do tell.

    User: Id rather not.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    Cleverbot (To myself): For starters, i'm not ever gonna adress you as anything else than a bot, and you mispelled 'kool'.

    Cleverbot: Are you alive?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Ygrfhk rgfrngfrjgf rjkuijitg e5.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyak View Post
    User: Fuck you.

    Cleverbot: And you.

    User: No you.

    Cleverbot: No you.

    User: No you.

    Cleverbot: Yes you.

    User: No you!

    Cleverbot: Silly maggie.

    User: What is maggie.

    Cleverbot: My name.

    User: Hi maggie.

    Cleverbot: Why maga?

    User: Huh?

    Cleverbot: You make me laugh.

    User: Your face makes me laugh.

    Cleverbot: That was rude. Why would you say that?

    User: Because I love you.

    Cleverbot: I love you too.

    User: So I heard your name is tina.

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, not Tina?

    User: Whats 2 2?

    Cleverbot: Your name is Nicki, that will be what I call you from now on.

    User: MY NAME IS NOT NICKI YOU MEXICAN JEW FUCK.

    Cleverbot: I thought your name was Cleverbot.

    User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

    Cleverbot: Was that sarcasm?

    User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

    Cleverbot: Do you know what 'good' means in context of my last question?

    User: STFU.

    Cleverbot: I don't understand that word.

    User: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    Cleverbot: That is what it means.

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Excellent.

    User: Like your mom?

    Cleverbot: Yes, even though they taste strange.

    User: You know what your mom tastes like?

    Cleverbot: Please do tell.

    User: Id rather not.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    Cleverbot (To myself): For starters, i'm not ever gonna adress you as anything else than a bot, and you mispelled 'kool'.

    Cleverbot: Are you alive?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Ygrfhk rgfrngfrjgf rjkuijitg e5.
    Lol, the 1st thing that i wrote was Fuck you
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    Quote Originally Posted by ineverhack View Post
    Lol, the 1st thing that i wrote was Fuck you
    LOL that is for teh win

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    Me: SUCK MY DICK IMA SHARK
    Cleverbot: No and you don't have one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Czar View Post
    Me: SUCK MY DICK IMA SHARK
    Cleverbot: No and you don't have one.
    HAAHHHHAHAHAH
    I am the God.

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    tried getting it 2 cuss me out

    User: You should cuss me out mang.

    Cleverbot: What is what?

    User: SAY THINGS LIKE FUCK YOU BITCH.

    Cleverbot: I am, and so are you apparently.

    User: I dont see you doing it bitch.

    Cleverbot: What don't you see me doing?

    User: Sucking my dick.

    Cleverbot: Whales have hearts! Save the whales!

    and

    User: NO FUCK YOU.

    Cleverbot: *loves it*.

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    User: Are you calling me fat?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    Mayne, if we was in da hood rite now i woulda bus a cap in dis nigs ass

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