Wyoming man caught smuggling eyeballs up his anal cavity

**[MPGH]Wyo** · 07-25-2015

https://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/

Police made a routine traffic stop early Thursday morning and got more than they bargained for when Roy Tilbott, 51, stepped out of his El Camino for a field sobriety test and Casper police noticed several eyeballs slide from his right pant leg onto the road.

Feeling they could have a potential murderer on their hands, police quickly drew guns and cuffed Tilbott.

Tilbott assured police the eyeballs were not human, but instead cow eyeballs he had pilfered from Johnson Meats (a slaughterhouse) where Tilbott is employed as a butcher.

Above: Bovine eyeball from Tilbott’s rectum. A total of 30 were found. Image Source: Casper Police Department

“Company won’t let us take animal scraps home and instead toss them in the landfill,” Tilbott said in the police report. “They’re a very wasteful company. We should be allowed to take scrap meat and other parts home. The company should start a green initiative. They don’t even have recycling at the plant.”

Tilbott explained his actions: “I enjoy eating bovine eyeballs and smuggling them out in my colon was the only way I knew how to get them out without potentially getting caught and fired.”

Tilbott told police he estimates he has smuggled several thousand eyeballs from the plant over the past few months.

“I put them in soups,” Tilbott said in the police report. “They’re beneficial for erectile dysfunction, which I currently battle, but I also just like the texture and taste.”

:V

Dzt butthole tho

**[MPGH]Dave84311** · 07-25-2015

you could pull that off dixen

**Riigged** · 07-25-2015

"hey roy get back to work"
"hol up just gota shove dis eyeball here up my ass"

**Snake** · 07-25-2015

Originally Posted by Dave84311

you could pull that off dixen

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**hidudeshi** · 07-25-2015

Interesting, I can imagine his wife picking up the phone from the police department while she is eating some of the left over soup that her husband had made the day before.