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    sick joke of the year....WARNING ITS SICK

    A little boy comes into the kitchen one day and says to his mum "Granny's got a prawn!" The mother says "What on earth do you mean?" The boy takes his mother and shows her his granny, stark naked asleep on the sofa. He points to grandma's protruding clitoris and says "Granny's got a prawn!" His mother whispers "That's your grandmother's clitoris son!" To which the little boy replies..."Well it tastes like a prawn!".


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    anytime man, anytime
    Last edited by Chester Bennington; 12-09-2009 at 06:14 AM.

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    heard it a year ago. sorry old joke is old.
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    thats some sick shit going on there
    ♥ sexually harass you .

    in the anal .

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    Quote Originally Posted by drsynyster View Post
    heard it a year ago. sorry old joke is old.
    were behhind in england :O

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    Not funny, and It's disgusting.

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    i found it funny...

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    I fkin Cracked it.

    Dats the best ive heard 4 ages
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    I found it yummeh

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    Quote Originally Posted by legendaryhack View Post
    I found it yummeh
    now i know what type of women you go for

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    mine taste like candy baby .
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