33rd Edition
6/14/13

The Rats Strike Again!
It's happened.. You heard it here, the rats have struck again! After Dave being banned the Rats secretly planned their attack to take over MPGH. With Dave and Liz both taken down the Rats were able to recruit new members, and parts of the MPGH community to follow them... until new groups and alliances were made in order to take down the Rats. Some of these groups and alliances include: Commie FO, Japan FO, Jimmy Rustlers, Arab FO, and many more.

In order to hold of the Rats from taking over MPGH these select groups decided to make mass amount of useless threads in General. Luckily, Master131 was not dazed by this takeover and quickly gave consequences to all spammers, and cleansed MPGH of it's spam. Dave returned and the Rats quickly fled back to the sewers after gathering enough cheese until the next rebellion...

User News
This week's episode of Game of Thrones and the Cocksuckers of MPGH were bet on. If anyone important died all Cocksuckers would be banned as Arunforce stated, but no one important did die so this month Cocksuckers did not get banned. Congratulations you lucky bitches. Even though you have your Cocksucker ban today

Postbans
Congratulations to @hax3rman on 1,337 posts!
Congratulations to @Splinterrr on 4,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Qmo on 2,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Dave84311 on 23,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Jorndel on 8,000 posts!
Congratulations @Sev. on 2,000 posts!

Resignations/Demotions
@2500mar is now a cocksucker.
@Kallisti was given cocksucker, but recently taken back out for unknown reasons.

No interviews were able to be completed this week. Sorry about that!

US & Canada
Two people killed by raging Colorado Springs wildfire
Date: 14 June 2013
Source: BBC

So far there has been two confirmed casualties from the raging wildfires that are raging north of the US city of Colorado Springs.
Their bodies were recovered from the Black Forest area, where the blazed had totally destroyed at least 360 homes since it started on Tuesday and there is still no sign of it stopping.

It's been said that this has been the most destructive wildfire in Colorado's history and more than 38,000 people have left their homes because of it.

And this is only one of three blazes

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After crushing the rebellion, destroying all opposing factions of legitimate threat, the rat empire decided to step down and retreat back to the sewers. We have collected enough cheese for quite some time.
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Dear slave, sewer, and swamp rats, and non-rat scum, your previous overlords are dead. Dave and Liz are no longer part of this rat world, so you must bow down to your new owners. In addition to providing us 25% of your daily cheese, you must construct Mt. Ratmore, in honor of the glorious, arunforce, Thunder, Hero, and Nico. We found a sketch artist to draw our glorious project.



As you can see it, the artist didn't depict us in our full glory. He claimed his paws prevented him from holding a paint brush properly, nevertheless, he was disposed of. In the background you might notice grey specs, which happen to be rat slaves carving our likenesses in the mountain.

We plan to make full use of our entire slaves to complete this project, there will be no rebellion, or you will suffer death by mouse trap. After much scheming (), we have finally pulled this off, and as such we expect your full pledge of support.

We will be awaiting your response in the thread below. Remember, we will be watching you, for we are the Royal Rat Empire. Leave your cheese on the way out.

On behalf of the Rat Empire
arunforce - Rat King
Thunder - Rat God
Hero - Rat King God
Nico - Rat King God Emperor

32nd Edition
6/7/13

Nothing happened this week, sorry! Come back next week.

Postbans

Congratulations to @Earl Sweatshirt on 8,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Frost on 1,337 posts!
Congratulations to @Snape on 12,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Extreme_XB on 1,337 posts!
Congratulations to @Hero on 23,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Temperrr on 9,000 posts!

Birthdays

Happy Birthday to @damanakin !
Happy Birthday to ogkush317!

Promotions/Special

@Antipathy is now a member of the News Force!
@Doc is now a member of the News Force!
@Genesis is now a member of the News Force!

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Postbans

User News

- The following User News Edition contains 3 weeks worth of milestones.

Congratulations to @Earl Sweatshirt on 8,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Frost on 1,337 posts!
Congratulations to @Snape on 12,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Extreme_XB on 1,337 posts!
Congratulations to @Hero on 23,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Temperrr on 9,000 posts!
Congratulations to @ZeroTroubles on 3,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Horror on 3,000 posts!
Congratulations to @... [Read More]

31st Edition
5/18/13

Nothing this week, come back next week to see if anything headline worthy has happened.

Postbans

Congratulations to @iSmexy on 11,000 posts!
Congratulations to @OogilyBoogily on 17,000 posts!
Congratulations to @-Lame on 4,000 posts!

Birthdays

Happy Birthday to @Vice-Versa !
Happy Birthday to @master131 !
Happy Birthday to @Dr. Sheldon Cooper !

Promotions/Special

@Ethereal is no longer a cocksucker.
@i am the BigNose is no longer a cocksucker.

Demotions/Resignations

@Larity2056 is no longer a minion.

Interview - Symmetrical

 

[MPGH]OogilyBoogily: Hey there Symmetrical. How are you today?
Symmetrical: Hello... I'm not feeling well today.

[MPGH]OogilyBoogily: That's sad. Why not?
Symmetrical: Migranes, power failure and someone stole my account

[MPGH]OogilyBoogily: Wow, that sucks, I know that feeling when you someone scams you, you like you want to give up, but don't, just ignore and try to get back. So, When did you doing MPGH and how did you find out about it?
Symmetrical: I started first by looking for CF hacks, that was back in 2010 or

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30th Edition
5/10/13

30 Editions and Counting...
Pretty big milestone here for the MPGH News Team as this is the official 30th edition of the MPGH News. The News FO has been a long way since I had started the News FO with nothing but a text file with some names in it that he put in his team which includes Hannibal and a few other of the original members. The MPGH News began to become a cool part of the MPGH community, and 15-20 editions in the MPGH News was made official as the "News FO". Here we are at 30 editions and still going strong even though through the 30 editions we've had many bumps in the road and curveballs thrown at us. We all hope you continue to read the MPGH News as it will continue to be written.

User News

- MPGH has hit 25,000 likes on Facebook! Let's keep increasing our count and reach our next milestone of 30,000 likes!
- Donate to MPGH Today! http://www.mpgh.net/forum/2-general/...on-thread.html

Postbans

Congratulations to @Maxedout on 2,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Kσrim on 3,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Genesis on 2,000 posts!
Congratulations to @PrincessBubblegum on 11,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Joshcarr2006 on 9,000 posts!

Interview - [MPGH]Lonesome Cowbody

 

[MPGH]Shane: Hi Lonesome Cowboy, how are you today?
[MPGH]Lonesome Cowboy: Hey, I'm just doing fine! (: Playing some LoL ARAM, listening to music, it's a fine day today!

[MPGH]Shane: That's cool, I play LoL as well, it's a very strategic game, so when did you join MPGH? And how did you find out about the site?
[MPGH]Lonesome Cowboy: I joined back in early 2010, so I'm kind of a middle-phag I suppose... I was seeing a lot of CF hackers, so I searched for them. MPGH was the first hit on Google. Registered to download, started posting, here since then (:

[MPGH]Shane: There is no such thing as an "old" phag, "middle" phag, and "new" phag, everyone is the same. XD I see that you have contributed to the site a lot, what is your position on MPGH?
[MPGH]Lonesome Cowboy: I am currently Manager for the Minecraft and the Games Wiki(everyone is welcome to join) and am the new Minion of the Minecraft Section.

[MPGH]Shane: Could you

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29th Edition
5/4/13

New Caching System
Earlier this week, Dave made an announcement telling users that he was trying out a new caching system that should increase performance within the forum. Many users have acknowledged before this that the site had been running very slowly, and Dave was quick to resolve it. Now, MPGH runs a lot smoother, but there had been some problems earlier this week shortly after he implemented the new system.

Postbans

Congratulations to @Paralyze on 3,000 posts!
Congratulations to @HuxSlave on 2,000 posts!
Congratulations to @I Am The BigNose on 6,000 posts!

Promotions

Congratulations to @Lonesome Cowboy on Minion!
Congratulations to @Shane , who is no longer a cocksucker!

Demotions

@Hux is no longer a middleman (he is still a minion).
@DJ Chubbles is a cocksucker, again.

Interview - [MPGH]Maxedout

 

[MPGH]Shane: Hi Maxedout, how are you today?
[MPGH]Maxedout: Doing really well, thanks for asking. How are you?

[MPGH]Shane: I'm doing great, thank you. So, when and how did you find out about MPGH?
[MPGH]Maxedout: Around winter in 2011, I've always been an AVA player and I wanted to try out macros. I did some research and learned that MPGH was the best free hacking site around, so I made an account and dled some hacks. What made me loves this site was trading and buying AVA accounts.

[MPGH]Shane: That's nice, trading and buying AVA accounts, instead of AVA accounts, I traded and bought CF accounts, that's where I started as well. There are lots of other FPS games out there, why did you put interest in AVA?
[MPGH]Maxedout: I really liked the advanced graphics and the weapon mechanics, I started playing FPS with Combat Arms, I had a .2 kd and thought I was decent. I quit playing CA because of the massive amount of hackers, and while I was trying out AVA I noticed there were few hackers so it was much more enjoyable. I've tried CF but never really got into the game, I used to think graphics were really important lol.

[MPGH]Shane: I don't really care much about graphics, all I care about is if the game can actually run on my computer.

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28th Edition
4/26/13

Attachment Problems
As of 4/25/13, attachments that were posted within 24-48 hours of the 25th have been having problems such as being unable to download them, or the moderators are unable to approve them. Liz made a global announcement about it saying that it should be fixed within the next few days and for all members to be patient. You can find that thread here.

New Staff / Special Pictures Thread 4.0
Flengo, a newly promoted Minion+ created a new Staff and Special Pictures thread to replace Ravallo's outdated one. The version of this one is 4.0. Go figure. The thread is still being updated to make sure all pictures of groups are added, including the News FO and newly resigned Minions in the past few months.

Notice: The user news contains a total of three weeks worth of milestones.

Postbans

Congratulations to @Ghost on 21,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Chester on 3,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Paladin on 7,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Vice-Versa on 14,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Ecstasy (aka Dix) on 15,000 posts!
Congratulations to @AtlantaFalcons on 1,337 posts!
Congratulations to @Blue on 5,000 posts!
Congratulations to @simo zh on 1,337 posts!
Congratulations to @Xiolest on 1,337 posts!
Congratulations to @Allen2G on 5,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Tony Stark ' on 5,000 posts!
Congratulations to @chickeninabiskit on 2,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Galactoid on 7,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Kenshin13 on 2,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Approved. on 6,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Nitekillr on 4,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Aborted on 5,000 posts!
Congratulations to @youtro at 1,337 posts!
Congratulations to @corssa on 2,000 posts!
Congratulations to @Hero on 22,000 posts!
Congratulations to @xXBrokenBonezXx on 2,000 posts!

Birthdays

Happy belated birthday to @iTzSeyeko !
Happy belated birthday to @connorlawd !
Happy belated birthday to @EnCooL|Dr*

Promotions/Special

Congratulations to @Allen2G - he is no longer a cocksucker!
Congratulations to @Genesis on... [Read More]