Thought I'd use my e-defibrillators and revive this sub section a bit.
Have any of you flipped to and/or seen any of the SyFy (I believe that's how they spell it on the channel) original movies? Some of them are really, really funny- even though they're not supposed to be, I would assume.
Here's a few that I found interesting during Shark week (these are trailers):
They also have some actual top-notch material such as Helix.
I am the seer in the dark,
the vagabond of yore,
I am the sum of all your parts,
and proprietor of all.
blackmonger of Inlé,
my form now vivid,
as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
With every ounce of flesh now offered,
I hold your corpse within my coffers.
Knitted cells now split asunder,
stand alongside me brother.
Take your place amongst my Owsla,
we march at dawn now and forever.