How to make non-hackers think you're legit (For Hackers)v2.0 (By Timmarus)
THE IDEA AND UP TO CHAMS IS FROM Jacob19999. I'M JUST ADDING A LITTLE MORE.
I am going to tell you how to make people who think you hack to think diffrently.
-3. Try to make your hacks look like you're legit
-2. Don't hack in every game
-1. If someone says you hack say: "You can think what ever you wanna think, if you think I hack, you can take me to court, I gotta lawyer."
1. Comebacks for people that say you have ghostmode
1.1. "No, I don't have Ghostmode, I think you're just lagging, buddy."
1.2. "LOL? Does anybody else in here think I'm hacking?1.2.1 If someone says yes leave the game
TIPS for Ghostmode:
Don't use it every game
2.1. "W.TF? What's happening?"
2.2. " OMG my bro musta turned it on..."
Only OPK to get at most 5 kills per game
3. SPEED HACK
3.1. "Srry, I'm just very laggy."
3.2. "Get glasses...."
3.3. "Well... I guess that's how it looks with the cyclops bandanna and a light vest..."
Only use it every other game
"IT WAS LOTTO! D****!"
"Lol, I keep getting HS's
Don't use it every game
5. SUPER KNIFE
"What are you talking about?"
"Wtf? Why is my knife going so fast?"
"Don't be a baby, I'm just owning with my knife."
"WTF is SuperKnife? Is it an NX weapon? If it is, how much does it cost?" - flameswor10
Use it most in OMA
6. FLY HACK
"WTF? WHY AM I FLYING?"
"Srry, it's not on my screen, I think I'm just laggy"
"Why are my jumps so high?"
Most useful in Fireteam.
"I was just spraying..."
"It was luck, newb"
"WOAH! You scared me!"
Most useful in Quarintine
Mine: No Recoil/No Spread
"Shoot a bullet one at a time and it won't recoil that much"
"I recoil like crazy man, you must be lagging"
"Scope recoils more"
"For some reason, I keep re spawning"
"I lagg so much, it makes me respawn"
"I didn't die noob, I ran away"
"Take a hike"
For Fireteam: "I bought a bunch of respawn tokens" - gokuson
All I could think of for now, will update when I think of more and I will make v3s and v4s.
Nice guide I'll try to use some for the no recoil and no spread
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