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    Mom leaves for 5 days; no parents.

    WHAT TO DO?

    I HAVE NO MONEY, NO DRUGS, NO ALCOHOL.

    WHAT TO DO. WHAT TO DO.

    I'M 14, HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, AND A DOUCHEBAG BROTHER, AGED 16.
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    How old are you bro?

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    What haze said, but make sure u charge for it, then go by some mouthwash and confess to your girlfriend ur gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RainbowSnail View Post
    WHAT TO DO?

    I HAVE NO MONEY, NO DRUGS, NO ALCOHOL.

    WHAT TO DO. WHAT TO DO.

    I'M 14, HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, AND A DOUCHEBAG BROTHER, AGED 16.
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    I am the God.

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    Stay with your girlfriend... LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOD View Post
    PIC OF GF OR GTFO
    Ill take a pic with her. brb

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    Do what you probably will do anyways..
    Watch crappy tv, play your xbox and fap.

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    Fuck you, Magesterium.


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    Correction* He faps to his xbox

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    Be honest.. That's what is gonna happen.. Maybe a little mpgh thrown in?

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    If I were you I would be tapping that girlfriend nonstop until your parents get home./
    I mean really, it is so much harder to have sex with your GF when your parents are home
    She paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist, the paint brush is a razor, and the canvas is her wrist.

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    he faps with his gf and the gets analed by xbox

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