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    Dave for President

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    Write about how @Dave84311 will become the next president of United States
    As many people know, the president of the united states is a faggot, this is well known in Australia. America needs a new president, someone that will create something good for that pathetic country, and who better than Dave. Dave is not very well knows IRL but the people that do know him think he is an amazing person and keeps order in place, he will surely do so. He also owns an amazing website that will leach the life out of you and give you the cock sucking tag ; MPGH.net. Let's bring that up later shall we. Dave will become the new president because he is such an amazing person and is very good at maintaining a large population of people.

    The first reason why Dave84311 should become president is the fact that the president currently is a complete and utter faggot, he brought in gay marriage; indeed a faggot. He created Black rights, while the yellow Asians get held back as a non black and a non while race. In contrast dave is so supportive do his Asians and even gives the free tags, one example of this is @thefrikinasain. He has the CS tag which means "Creative and Supportive", Dave understands that gay people like the CS tag because they are creative and supportive, who knows if he is being sarcastic. In conclusion it is clear that the current president is a faggot and deserves CS.

    The second and main reason why Dave should be president is because he can rule, well. Ruling is a gift that is impossible to learn and you can only get born with it. Dave was not born with it be he can really fucking rule, well. So you're probably saying "Hahaha faggot dave isn't getting president" just you wait. Once he becomes president he is going to rule you well, he will even forgive you because he is so calm and level headed. He is always calm, he once saw someone on the street crying while he was coming back from the cake shop, so he gave the girl one of his cakes. He only had one cake. He is calm and is the true ruler, holding up a website like MPGH is an amazing feat and should not be overlooked.

    In conclusion dave should and will become the president of the United states and even the Federal Government. He is much better than the current gay cunt president that should go to Australia and learn some shit. He will take care of all the citizens in the USA and even around the world, he currently does this with the CS tag, he has people from Asia, Asia, Germany, Middle East, Bombers, Australians, faggots and much much more. HE has trained the faggots to not be faggots and be the most amazing people ever. So @Dave84311 for president, I have successfully persuaded you to vote for dave, if you liked the gay marriage acceptance he will keep it for you and remove it for the people who don't want it.

    Plz no "Creative and Supportive" I am being serious here.

    And sorry if I offended you with the gay thing, it's pretty hard to find something wrong with him when he's barely on the new in Australia

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    tl;dr im triggered


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raple View Post
    tl;dr im triggered
    What does that mean?
     
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    In no way are we a "pathetic country." It seems like every other country hates on america for some fucked up reason and has stupid stero-types.

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    This thread is surely cringe worthy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter View Post
    This thread is surely cringe worthy.
    Dave for President tho
     
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    This thread has more stupidity than Bleiber.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frought View Post
    This thread has more stupidity than Bleiber.
    "Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"

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    Oh god. I'm surprise the universe wasn't torn asunder when you created such an edgy thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Oh god. I'm surprise the universe wasn't torn asunder when you created such an edgy thread.
    I put 8 minutes of my life into this, respect please
     
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    It's really sad people actually want to become a CS...
    They assume it's cool, you're on of the few who are in this note-able group.

    In all honesty dude, it's pretty shit and you can only recover from being a CS if you're someone like @Predator
    Otherwise, suck dicks get hit, you're now a bitch.



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    Why do you have to live in Australia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Cube View Post
    In no way are we a "pathetic country." It seems like every other country hates on america for some fucked up reason and has stupid stero-types.
    Only an american would say this
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    Wait, does this mean that I'm getting cock suck because of this
     
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    Australia is a shithole

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