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    Anime turned my son Gay.

    The day I lost all hope in humanity was the day anime was created. My son, my 8 year old son walked up to his mother and said, "momma i think im gay." The only response she has was to run to the bathroom and weep all day long. I was at work when this happened, I recieved a phone call around 4PM. My wife told me everything, I felt like I was about to have a heart attack. I grabbed hold of my work desk feeling nauseated, fear flew through my body, I told my wife I would be home early to figure out what is going on. I gave myself a few minutes to catch my breath and relax. Directly after, I went to my boss's office to tell him I need to leave early, It's a family emergency. He ok'd it and I ran to my car and drove home like a maniac, confused, hurt. I arrived home busting in through the front door only to see my wife in the fetal position while my son ignore it and watch his, "cartoons". I said, "Honey it's ok, I'm home." I helped her upstairs and put her to bed, she looked ill. I slowly walked downstairs, heart beating rapidly, I looked at my son and said, "Son, do you have something you want to tell me?" He turned around with a frightened look and said, "Yes, dad." I prepare myself to give him a beating he will never forget, I slowly take my belt off as he is explaining to me what this bullshit called "Anime" did to him. I yell, "Enough!" I whip my belt and it makes a loud crack echo through the house. I cannot go on for it hurts to even think about it. All you need to know is that I set that boy straight. Nothin' like a good ol' fashion lickin' can make your kids mind.

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    lmao what the actual fuck

    10/10, would read again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Degree View Post
    lmao what the actual fuck

    10/10, would read again
    Plot twist, i am the kid, and my father wrote this story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sea Lion View Post
    Plot twist, i am the kid, and my father wrote this story.
    You've been infected. Hopefully that lickin put you in your place, stupid kid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Degree View Post
    You've been infected. Hopefully that lickin put you in your place, stupid kid
    can't tell if you're trolling or serious

    yes because i'm 8 years old, makes sense

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sea Lion View Post
    can't tell if you're trolling or serious

    yes because i'm 8 years old, makes sense
    I can't tell if your serious or trolling either , as in if you are gay from watching cartoons , you are more than likely not gay.....Just lost.

    next point what is wrong with being gay?

    another one , I am straight I have kids , this is the worst parenting in the world , only next to drowning your kids in a bathtub......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kdawg666 View Post
    I can't tell if your serious or trolling either , as in if you are gay from watching cartoons , you are more than likely not gay.....Just lost.

    next point what is wrong with being gay?

    another one , I am straight I have kids , this is the worst parenting in the world , only next to drowning your kids in a bathtub......
    what's wrong with drowning your kids in a bathtub

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kdawg666 View Post
    I can't tell if your serious or trolling either , as in if you are gay from watching cartoons , you are more than likely not gay.....Just lost.

    next point what is wrong with being gay?

    another one , I am straight I have kids , this is the worst parenting in the world , only next to drowning your kids in a bathtub......
    yeah are you bathist? you're offending me TRIGGERED

    Also, this is a joke thread, i'm not gay or BI myself but why would i care if someone is gay, me having to clarify this just ruins the joke of the thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wombat View Post
    its copy pasta, btw have you seen Parasyte the maxim, amazing anime!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sea Lion View Post
    yeah are you bathist? you're offending me TRIGGERED

    Also, this is a joke thread, i'm not gay or BI myself but why would i care if someone is gay, me having to clarify this just ruins the joke of the thread
    it just made it that much funnier to me but yea...

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