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    MY NEW CHILD

    My dad caught him today , i dont know wat the fuck he is , and what he eats , and what he's name is , so any suggestions ?




    i dont know old he is but ima say he's 3 years old .
    ♥ sexually harass you .

    in the anal .


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    dat is a turtle btw and he eats rats.

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    I know its a turtle , i jst dont know really what type AND A RAT CAN BITE IT .
    ♥ sexually harass you .

    in the anal .


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    Oh you figure out my plan .

    IF YOU NO WHAT IT WAS THEN SPECIFY THAT YOU NO RACE BUT NOT CLASS OR ITS COFUNSIN.

    umm it eats letuce true dat.

    BTW WHERE ARE THE PICS OF YOU IN THE DRESS YOU POSTED YESTERDAY?

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    it got closed . BUT IMA NAME IT BLASTOISE .
    ♥ sexually harass you .

    in the anal .


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    Don't bring in wild turtles.

    They're known to carry molds and fungi, as well as diseases that can be harmful to humans.
    Aside from that, I'd bet in your care it's not going to have a decent sized habitat, have a lack of proper diet, and a lack of exercise.

    All in all, throw into a lake or it will die.

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    Its coot (:
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    It has cooties.

    Name it Spots becuase it has no spots.

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    call it DBB

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    Quote Originally Posted by krellooo View Post
    call it DBB
    Thats fucking mean to the turtle.
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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