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    Quote Originally Posted by AVGN View Post
    I can have sex with hot chicks, but only after I murder them.
    The fuck, you still alive?


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    Being able to hold your breath for ever...But only in the desert

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    what about the ability to send powerful sound waves but only when you're in space (there is no air so the waves don't propagate
    Good one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TKD- View Post
    Being able to hold your breath for ever...But only in the desert
    Well.. You would die within the first few hours of getting it.

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    Self destruct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fl4zh View Post


    Well.. You would die within the first few hours of getting it.
    Ikr makes it very stupid and useless

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    Useful in a dark cave exploration or a basement.



    Insanity isn't a superpower.
    You can not revive bugs, you can not cry with holy tears, and you can not talk with fruits. lol?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ldrago2314 View Post
    You can not revive bugs, you can not cry with holy tears, and you can not talk with fruits. lol?
    That's just being normal.
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fl4zh View Post
    Xray (See through clothes), but only when your mom is around.
    Lmao

    You guys are posting superpowers but only in specific circumstances can you use them.
    I don't think this counts.
    A superpower is something you can use all the time, imo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Organized Chaos View Post


    Lmao

    You guys are posting superpowers but only in specific circumstances can you use them.
    I don't think this counts.
    A superpower is something you can use all the time, imo
    A superpower is any strong power that is above natural ability.

    Superman can't use his powers in close proximity to Kryptonite.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post


    A superpower is any strong power that is above natural ability.

    Superman can't use his powers in close proximity to Kryptonite.
    His powers are weakened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Organized Chaos View Post


    His powers are weakened.
    Eh, be a pedant, no skin off my back.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post


    Eh, be a pedant, no skin off my back.
    I mean,
    like
    I'm not bickering cause like I'm right

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