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    The power to get arrested for no reason, the power to poo for more than 10 mins

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    Acid Tears, 75% Levitation, Being a woman, Turning gold into silver, ability to speak braille, ability to age rapidly, instant hairloss, bullet attraction

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    The ability to make a woman orgasm with a touch of your finger if you wear a full pink suit.
    ey b0ss .


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    The super power a few of us already have, to make super dank memes. With great power comes great responsibility.

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    The power to know what happen when it already happened.

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    Your superpowers are all amazing.

    The ability to fly, but only in place and only as high as you can jump.

     
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    What if you want to die.?

     
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    Can't believe nobody said this one yet..

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    That's just being normal.
    So you are basically saying you can talk to fruits, you can cry with holt tears, and you can revuve bugs?

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    So you are basically saying you can talk to fruits, you can cry with holt tears, and you can revuve bugs?
    I am the Tree of Life for a reason.
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    The ability to stare at hot girls but cant really do anything.
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    The power to waste time reading about useless super powers when you could be doing something productive

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