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    Useless Super Powers

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    Reply with your useless super powers.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wassabi? View Post
    Night vision, but only during the day
    Useful in a dark cave exploration or a basement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post
    Useful in a dark cave exploration or a basement.
    Let me rephrase it, only when exposed to direct sunlight.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    I apologize to anyone who I have called autistic, for this is the most autistic thing I have ever seen. Thanks gbot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HiesenBug's Sheep View Post
    be a scammer who always uses middleman
    That's hilarious!

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by HiesenBug's Sheep View Post
    make your dick temporarily be four inches longer than usual but permanently lose six inches afterwards
    I really, really like your post. Mind if I share it?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wassabi? View Post
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