Fed up with student loan debt and a lack of prospects, one Florida State University alumna is selling her "never been used to get a job" diploma on eBay.
Stephanie Ritter listed the diploma for $50,000 and with it she offers to share the FSU college experience, meaning "everywhere you would have gone/eaten/partied in your four years."
The tongue-in-cheek posting lists off a variety of Tallahassee pitstops Ritter could take the buyer: a tour of her favorite Publix locations, a show at the FSU School of Theatre, attendance at a football or basketball game, plus some more less wholesome experiences.
As if that weren't enough, Ritter is also giving the buyer direct access to her personal memories via her college Facebook photos and permission to text her if the buyer needs real-time information about life at FSU.
When you see the picture in the article
You might just make the :V face irl
I smoke dix daily.
I am Dix, and Arun is my master.
I'M #1 NIGXMAS SCAMMER
"pay the minimum on her loans for the next 25 years"
What a great idea.
Originally Posted by Extravagant
The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
"Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
Originally Posted by Lehsyrus
Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.