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    Man With Perfect Poop Makes Good Money Donating It To People In Need Of Good Sh*t

    You’ve probably heard of some pretty bizarre methods doctors have suggested to make people feel better but did you know that eating sh*t can actually be good for you?

    We swear we’re not making this up! It appears that as scientists have become more interested in the role bacteria plays in our health and well-being, research has found that fecal transplants can actually help patients who are severely lacking in good bacteria by regenerating it.

    So, to help, “good poop” is actually administered to infected patients either through a colonoscopy or, crazier still, through a tube in the nose.

    Of course, for this to work, the doctors can’t just use any old crap and companies like OpenBiome near Boston, U.S, seek out poo which is close to perfection.

    Eric is one such guy and, as one of 22 registered sh*t donors, he earns $40 (£26) for each sample. He’s already earned around $1,000 (£650) simply for sitting on the toilet and doing his business.

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    Well I guess its time to start eating that smelly poop of mines to have better health
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    You two up there have the most shittiest and hardest to read fonts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake View Post
    You two up there have the most shittiest and hardest to read fonts.
    Not on 720p or 1280x1024 resolution
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    Everything the government/scientists etc.. tells you is all a lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sy. View Post
    Everything the government/scientists etc.. tells you is all a lie.
    Government yes, science no.. Science has provided more than any government would.
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    It's true, your gut plays a really important role in your health. If your intestines are not working properly, you aren't absorbing food properly and run the risk of death by toxic megacolon and what not. As society as a whole learns the importance of having a properly working gut, eating shit or getting shit transplants won't be as funny.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    It's true, your gut plays a really important role in your health. If your intestines are not working properly, you aren't absorbing food properly and run the risk of death by toxic megacolon and what not. As society as a whole learns the importance of having a properly working gut, eating shit or getting shit transplants won't be as funny.
    Now you're scaring me dabee

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sy. View Post
    Now you're scaring me dabee
    He does that often
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    I remember hearing about OpenBiome for the first time. (Live in Boston)
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    my eyes hurt reading your post OP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Niku ・( ̄∀ ̄)・ View Post
    my eyes hurt reading your post OP.
    May I ask why would your eyes hurt from reading the post?
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    Quote Originally Posted by мя.αιмѕ™ View Post


    May I ask why would your eyes hurt from reading the post?
    smallest font possible and sort of hard to read colour might have something to do with it

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    Where do I sign up to do this sh*t donating

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