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    52 year old Mexican man claims he cant work because of 19 inch dick

    https://www.nydailynews.com/life-styl...icle-1.2343359

    takes a big man to admit he has a big problem with his penis.

    A Mexican man is not lacking in the size department but hopes people can show a little more understanding of the difficulties of having the world's biggest penis.

    Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 52, of Saltillo, detailed the problems with having a penis that is nearly 19 inches long to the Mexican newspaper Vanguardia. He says that women are afraid of the cause of his elephant walk and he cannot have a relationship.

    Mexican man Roberto Esquivel Cabrera says his penis is 19 inches long, which would be the largest known penis in the world.
    He also said his penis, which has a 10-inch circumference, is too long for him to kneel at church or work and he is living on assistance.

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    he should go prison they'll all get a slice of it

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    Lol he wants to do porn for money and this is how he gets his name out.
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    He'll probably be approached for pornos. It's kinda sad cuz girls can get on porn easily after enlargening their tits.
    I'm not Ben Affleck.

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    We all know the mexicans lie xD

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    bigger dick den all u niggas combined





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    @Tits would suck that.

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    What a legend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titan View Post
    @Tits would suck that.
    Remember, you have to give me my name back when I get released.
    I'm not Ben Affleck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tits View Post


    Remember, you have to give me my name back when I get released.
    Titan, is mine bae. You'll stick with your CS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tits View Post


    Remember, you have to give me my name back when I get released.
    I can only release this name to Titan not this Cocksucking Tranny...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titan View Post
    I can only release this name to Titan not this Cocksucking Tranny...
    No I'm not joking. You have to give me Titan back.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bunbunbunz View Post
    Titan, is mine bae. You'll stick with your CS.
    Shut the fuck up new phag. Yeah I'm CS, but the only people who have a solid right to disrespect me or the people who have been on MPGH longer than me and have close to my number of posts if not more.
    I'm not Ben Affleck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tits View Post


    No I'm not joking. You have to give me Titan back.



    Shut the fuck up new phag. Yeah I'm CS, but the only people who have a solid right to disrespect me or the people who have been on MPGH longer than me and have close to my number of posts if not more.
    Longer in MPGH, doesn't matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tits View Post
    Shut The Fuck Up New Phag. Yeah I'm CS, But The Only People Who Have A Solid Right To Disrespect Me Or The People Who Have Been On MPGH Longer Than Me And Have Close To My Number Of Posts If Not More.
    Everyone has a right to disrespect CS, comes with the title buddy.
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    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
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    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Because I would trust a man named Roberto Esquivel Cabrera.

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