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    Last edited by Aborted; 09-28-2015 at 05:51 PM.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Czar View Post
    I'm gay, use your imagination.
    Nothing weird with that.


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    I had a homeless guy smack my balls with a cactus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by JamesWoods View Post
    Had a girl lick nutella off my dick.
    Had a horse fuck me up the ass as it ripped my colon and I died from internal bleeding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow View Post
    I took a piss in a toilet once.
    That's not sexual you fucking idiot.





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    fantasied licking the nutella of your dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Jay View Post
    Ex-Girlfriend gave me a Rim Job while we were dating.
    How did that go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Czar View Post
    I'm gay, use your imagination.
    Not being rude but here are some questions for you my friend.
    1.) Have you dated girls?
    2.) When did you find out you were gay?
    3.) Do you get judged?
    4.) Do your parents care?
    5.) Do you currently have a boyfriend?
    6.) Top or Bottom?
    7.) Did you take the gay test?


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    2.) How many inches do you consider normal penis size?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post


    That's not sexual you fucking idiot.
    I took a piss outside once.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow View Post
    I took a piss outside once.
    Again that's not sexual.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eternity View Post


    Again that's not sexual.
    I took a piss on myself once.


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