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    Quote Originally Posted by arunforce View Post
    How do I know if my computer is plugged in?
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    10:37:03 PM Alexander S Welcome to LiveChat. This is Alexander I'd be glad to assist you today.
    10:37:03 PM AccountVerifyRequest {"requestedBy":"24297"}
    10:37:03 PM AccountVerifyRequest {"requestedBy":"24297"}
    10:37:29 PM Dickerson Hello
    10:37:47 PM Alexander S Hello Dickerson! How are you today?
    10:38:35 PM Dickerson I am kind of confused, I hope I am not wasting your time, I've been having an issue recently and I just can't figure out a way to solve it
    10:39:14 PM Alexander S Please, tell me more about it, i will be more than happy to help you!
    10:39:46 PM Dickerson How do I know if my computer is plugged in?
    10:41:49 PM Alexander S WEll, this is indeed a question of a day here Dickerson! Can you please send me a screenshot of your computer so i can better assist you. Thank you for contacting us with this questions!
    10:45:02 PM Alexander S Hello! Are you okay? Just checking in on you, it's been awhile since your last response!
    10:45:08 PM Dickerson I am not at home right know so I cannot provide you with a picture, I'm sorry. I'm kind of desperate here as I need to finish my work for tomorrow but I'm afraid that when I am writing, the PC isn't plugged in and my work isn't going to be saved. I've searched around the web and found your site, I hope you could assist me. Thanks.
    10:48:10 PM Alexander S Dickerson, i am very sorry to hear that. I will be trying my best to assist you on this issue. Is anybody home at the moment? Thank you.
    10:48:36 PM Dickerson Yes, my cat.
    10:50:04 PM Alexander S Well, unless your cat is trained to reboot your pc, i do not think it will be any help....
    10:51:24 PM Dickerson Well I've trained her to use the litter box, does this come to any help?
    10:53:56 PM Alexander S Well, this very good question, i cant tell you exactly. Would you like me to do some google search on this one for you?
    10:54:34 PM Dickerson Well, you could try but in the end I am just looking for a straight forward answer.
    10:56:45 PM Alexander S Dickerson, to be honest, i do not think that your cat will be able to reboot your pc or neither i can check its its plugged in being here . You will need to get home and check that yourself.
    10:57:21 PM Dickerson Yes, but how do I check if it is or not ?
    10:58:25 PM Alexander S Well, i can tell you for sure now, if you will be able to verify an account for me, so i can better assist you on this specific case Dickerson!
    10:58:26 PM AccountVerifyRequest {"requestedBy":"24297"}
    11:01:18 PM Dickerson Verify what? I am sorry I cannot understand you
    11:01:27 PM Alexander S Do you have an account with us?
    11:01:38 PM Dickerson No I don't
    11:01:50 PM Dickerson I told you after searching the net for my issue I've ended up here
    11:02:19 PM Alexander S Ah, you may need to go home to check if the computer is plugged in physically - unfortunately I don't think I'd be much assistance with that. Is there anything else I can assist you with today in the mean time?
    11:03:26 PM Dickerson Physically? Are you implying I need to have an intercourse with my PC?
    11:03:41 PM Dickerson I'm sorry this is really disturbing
    11:03:44 PM Alexander S No, but say hi to your cat for me. Is there anything else I can assist you with today?
    11:04:04 PM Dickerson How do you know my cat?
    11:04:34 PM Alexander S They chatted in about the same issue recently
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    "when's the last time you got laid?"
    "does the pause break button break my computer?"

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    Michael
    Hello Dickerson. How may I help you?
    Dickerson
    Hello
    Are you a real person or am I chatting with some kind of bot?
    Michael
    Well. I don't think of myself as a bot
    So yes. Real person : )
    Dickerson
    But then again, how can you tell for sure what you are? Do you know when it all began? Why are we here? There are just so many questions that still need to be answered
    Michael
    Yep. I fully agree that there are lots of questions the still don't have answers.
    But I'm quite sure that I'm a human ;)
    Is there a problem that I can help you with?
    Dickerson
    Yes, when was the last time you got laid?
    Michael
    Believe me, I would answer but you it's not the point of this conversation
    I meant a problem with a key/offer/etc anything connected to our store
    Dickerson
    I'm starting to think you're a beta man
    Michael
    Why not the alpha? ;)
    Dickerson
    I'm an Alpha male Michael.
    
    And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?
    
    Yeah, I'm fucking her.
    
    The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?
    
    Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.
    
    The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?
    
    Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?
    Michael
    Man. I really don't care about that. I suppose that you're a free man so you can do whatever you like as long as it's legal.
    And again. Why are you telling me this?
    Don't you have a friend nearby?
    Dickerson
    Well, you asked me why you're not an alpha... I have my cat?
    Michael
    Cats are cool. I guess. Well, at least they are popular
    Dickerson
    Yes they are but their pee smells terrible
    and their shit too
    I mean they poop like a 1cm3 and the smells just kills you even if you're in another room
    Michael
    I get that. But doesn't humans' smell terrible too?
    Think about that
    It's just that, people get instantly rid of it and cats dont
    Dickerson
    But cats are still pretty clean compared to dogs
    I'm not talking about their poop
    I'm talking like you know when they lick themselves?
    It's just like a cat shower
    Michael
    Yep. That's correct.
    Dickerson
    Sooo
    I guess it's been a while since you got laid for the last time
    You need to sharpen your skills man
    Michael
    You said that
    Is there a problem that I can help you with?
    Dickerson
    Ah yes, just a sec...
    Use the limit definition of definite integral to evaluate {4/0 5dx
    Michael
    You are bored.
    Why don't you play Metal Gear Solid V?
    Or Mad Max?
    Dickerson
    And you are not good at calculus at all
    Michael
    Again - you said that ; )
    What about some Call of Duty?
    Dickerson
    Why are you winking at me?
    Wanna know why am not playing call of duty ?
    Michael
    I wanna know why you are not playing at all
    Dickerson
    I'm playing with your mind
    *THUG LIFE SONG*
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    Michael...
    Michael
    Your imagination is wonderful!
    Dickerson
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    Amazon:
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    You are now connected to Showry from Amazon.com
    Me: Problem with a button
    Showry: Hello Stewie.
    I'm Showry from Amazon digital chat support.
    I'll be glad to help you today.
    Me: Wait a second, is Showry your real name?
    Showry: Yes.
    Me: Is that a boy or a girl name?
    Showry: boy.
    Me: Ermm, never heard of it.
    Anyways
    I've been searching around for something of which I am not sure
    and to avoid complications I've decided to make some researches, eventually I've ended up here
    I'm sorry for taking your time, I will go directly on point... on my keyboard, just above the "Page Up" button, there's this other button, "Pause Break". My question is: Will it break my computer if I press it?
    Showry: No Stewie. It doesn't break the computer.
    Me: Are you sure because I'm afraid that my parents will ground me if I press it
    and the computer breaks
    Showry: Yes. You may check this page for more information about this button.
    https://www.computerhope.com/jargon/b/break.htm
    It enables a user to break the computer from a pause or other halted state.
    Me: "It enables a user to break the computer"
    I've went there too but that sentence just made me more anxious about ever pressing it
    What if my cat just walks up the keyboard and accidentally presses it?
    My parents are never going to believe me
    Showry: For further assistance on this you may contact your computer manufacturers.
    I'm from Amazon digital team. If you have any concerns with the Amazon videos, apps and music please let me know so that I can assist you with them.
    Me: Can you give me IBM's phone number so I can send them a text on Whatsapp ?
    Showry: It is 800-IBM-4YOU (800-426-4968)
    Me: Thanks mate
    Have a nice day!
    Showry: Thank you!
    Have a nice day!
    Showry from Amazon.com has left the conversation.
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    Very amusing! I think you should start calling up support hotlines and derp around and then post back the results here!
    Last edited by Flashyz; 10-09-2015 at 04:53 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flashyz View Post
    Very amusing! I think you should start calling up support hotlines and derp around and the post back the results here!
    Hah, well that's a very nice idea tho !

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