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That may be the greatest ad ever made! I actually have a real squatty potty and it's quite nice. Everything moves right along like they say and your toilet lingering time is reduced to not much at all. Heard all the ads on Howard Stern and eventually bought one, looks like the price on Amazon has went up since I bought.
The downside is you have the squatty potty just sitting there for all to see and they WILL laugh and ask why you have a kids booster seat.
Edit: I also suddenly have the urge to play "Muffin Knight" which ironically I spent a ton of time playing on the pooper.
Don't have one of these, but can confirm that squatting makes shitting 10 times easier.
I am the seer in the dark,
the vagabond of yore,
I am the sum of all your parts,
and proprietor of all.
blackmonger of Inlé,
my form now vivid,
as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
With every ounce of flesh now offered,
I hold your corpse within my coffers.
Knitted cells now split asunder,
stand alongside me brother.
Take your place amongst my Owsla,
we march at dawn now and forever.