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    Smile Billy Mays Could Sell...

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL SEX TO ROG3R

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A JEW TO HITLER

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A GOOD ALBUM TO METALLICA

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A KETCHUP POPSICLE TO A WOMAN IN WHITE GLOVES

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL ICE TO A POLAR BEAR

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A BIBLE TO HOHAMMID

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL DIET WATER

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL HOUSE INSURANCE TO HOBOS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A BOAT OF FAIL TO CHUCK NORRIS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A BIG MAC TO DAVE THOMAS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL THE TORAH TO HITLER

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL KRYPTONITE TO SUPERMAN

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL AIDS TO AN AFRICAN

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL TURDUCKEN TO VEGANS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL CONDOMS TO ASIANS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL AIDS TO AFRICA

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL AMERICAN CARS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL LIFE INSURANCE TO A DEAD CORPSE

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A DEPICTION OF THE PROPHET MOHAMMED TO A MUSLIM

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A SAILBOAT TO A CAMEL JOCKEY

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A PC TO STEVE JOBBS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A MAC TO BILL GATES

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL OXY CLEAN TO ORDINARY PEOPLE

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL LOVE TO A /b/TARD

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL INSANITY TO A SCIENTOLOGIST

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL GIZKA TO REVAN

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL BILLY MAYS TO BILLY MAYS

    BILLY MAYS CAN SELL OXYCLEAN TO A COKE DEALER

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL CONDOMS TO THE POPE

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL VODKA TO THE RUSSIANS

    Billy Mays COULD sell cancer to children

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL AN ETCH-A-SKETCH TO MICHAEL J. FOX

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL CHRISTIANITY TO SATAN

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL BOOKS TO BLIND PEOPLE

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A TELEVISION TO AN AMISH PERSON

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A FIRST AID KIT TO CHUCK NORRIS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A CHE GUEVARA SHIRT TO CHE GUEVARA

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL ROCK BAND TO HELLEN KELLER

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL PEG-LEGS TO NINJAS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL STEPHEN HAWKINS' "A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME" TO CROSS-EYED DYSLEXICS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL PENIS TO LINDSAY LOHAN

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL CP TO CHRIS HANSEN

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL TOAST TO BREAD

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A ROSARY TO A HOOKER

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL OXI CLEAN TO STAY AT HOME MOMS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL WATER TO THE OCEAN

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A BLUE MUSHROOM TO MARIO

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL REALLIFE TO /b/TARDS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL H1N1 VACCINES TO PRESIDENT MADAGASCAR

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL METALLIC BRAKES TO SLOWPOKE

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL LIFE INSURANCE TO MICHEAL JACKSON

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL TREES TO A FOREST

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL RAINCOATS IN THE SAHARA DESERT

    BILLY MAYS COULD ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THING

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A COKE ZERO TO THE COKE GUYS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL EYELINER TO BOXXY

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL FREEDOM TO THE USA

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL SEX TO A PASTOR

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL CAPSLOCKS TO EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL THE ANTICHRIST TO THE MORMONS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL THE SHAMWOW TO VINCE SCHLOMI

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A ROSE TO MEGAN FOX

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL CHOCOLATE BUNNIES TO DIABETICS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL MUSICAL TALENT TO THE BACKSTREET BOYS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL SIDEWALKS TO HOBOS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL DEATH TO THE GRIM REAPER

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL THE SATANIST BIBLE TOO JESUS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A COAL POWER PLANT TO AL GORE

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A BACON SANDWICH TO A RABBI

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL WATER TO POSEIDON

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL EVERY BRIDGE IN NEW YORK

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A CURE TO PATRICK SWAYZE

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL SKOAL TO A DENTIST

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL XZIBIT TO XZIBIT SO HE COULD XZIBIT WHILE HE XZIBITS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A TWO GIRLS ONE CUP DVD TO NUNS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL SOMEONE OVER 18 OLD TO PEDOBEAR

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL HIS OWN SWEAT TO MUSLIMS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL THE IDEA OF SELLING

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL AN EYEPATCH TO LEELA

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL THE CLAMPS TO CLAMPS

    BILLY MAYS COULD MAKE OSAMA BUY A HAMBURGER

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A SLAP CHOP TO VINCE'S NUTS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL DOG MEAT TO PETA

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A RAZOR TO BILLY MAYS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A PHYSICAL ARBINGER TO TIME

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A TUTU TO CHUCK NORRIS.....AND HE WOULD WEAR IT

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A CHILD WITH AN EXTRA CHROMOSOME TO SARAH PALIN

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL SEASHELLS BY THE SEASHORE

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL YOU THE EBON HAWK. AGAIN

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A FLESHLIGHT TO A LESBIAN COUPLE

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL SEX TOURISM TO THE DALAI LAMA

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL AIR

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A WHEELCHAIR TO SUPERMAN

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL ATHEISM TO THE POPE

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL CANDLEJACK A RO

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL ZORBEEZ TO VINCE

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL CREATIONISM TO RICHARD DAWKINS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A SECURITY SPIKE TO MISSION

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL SUN BLOCK TO A HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR

    BILLY MAYS COULD ACCIDENTALLY A WHOLE AIRPLANE (exactly... )

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL WIN TO EFG

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL READING GLASSES TO A COMPLETELY BLIND PERSON

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL FINGERLESS HANDS TO A BULIMIC

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL PROPANE AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES TO TO PROPANE GUY

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL PRACTICAL PRODUCTS TO HAPPY CUSTOMERS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL AN ABORTED FETUS TO A PRO-LIFER

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL YOU FRENCH LESSONS, IN RUSSIAN

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A BYPASS TO STU

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A LOLI RAPE DVD TO CHRIS HANSEN

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL SOBRIETY TO STUDENTS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL ROCK AND ROLL TO DISCO STU

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A MULTIPASS TO KORBON DALLAS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL ECONOMICS TO MUGABE

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL PUSSY AT AN ALL MALE GAY BAR

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL C02 TO THE OZONE LAYER

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL MERCHANDISE TO CONSUMERS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL FOESKIN TO DUCKDICK

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL LULZ TO ANONYMOUS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL REALITY TO BARAK OBAMA

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL TRISCUITS TO PEOPLE WITH COELIAC DISEASE

    BILLY MAYS COULD DIVIDE BY ZERO AND SELL THE RESULTS TO MIT

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL LARGE QUANTITIES OF LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY TO RAGINGLY HOMOSEXUAL MEN

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL XBOX 360S

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL HELLO KITTY T-SHIRTS IN A BIKERPUB

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL FOIS GRAS TO GREEN PEACE

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL CLEANING PRODUCTS TO AN INDIFFERNET AUDIENCE

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL CAGES TO SONG BIRDS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL FREE HEALTH CARE FOR $500

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL SANITY TO LIGHT YAGAMI

    BILLY MAYS COULDN'T SELL WATER TO A THIRSTY MAN

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL TPB TO GLOBAL GAMING FACTORY X

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL SUSAN BOYLE TO MICHAEL JACKSON

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL THINGS THAT HAVENT BEEN INVENTED TO PEOPLE WHO DONT EXIST

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL THE FUTURE P2P PIRATE BAY TO PIRATES

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL ALLAH TO CATHOLICS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL OXYCLEAN TO VINCE SHLOMI

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A HELMET TO STEVE O

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL SOILENT GREEN TO VEGETARIANS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL MCDONALDS TO GORDON RAMSEY

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A VACATION TO HAWAII TO DRACULA

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A SOUL PLANE DVD TO ANYBODY

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL OBAMA A WHITE HOUSE

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL THE ASSHOLE OF THE INTERNET TO E. COLI

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL EVERYTHING TO EVERYONE

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A DEHUMIDIFIER IN THE SAHARA

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL YOU THE SOLUTION TO THIS DILEMMA

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL CIGARETTES TO THE SMOKE FREE AMERICA

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL CANCER TO JANE GOODY

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL WATER TO A FISH

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL DEMOCRACY TO NORTH KOREA

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL CRACK TO MCGRUFF

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL RACIAL TOLERANCE TO HITLER

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL DEFEAT TO CHUCK NORRIS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL GIVING UP TO RICK ASTLEY

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL WINNING OF THE GAME TO YOU

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL GOLD TO JEWS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL SAND TO A BEACH

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A BIKINI TO AN OBESE WOMAN

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL REALITY TO /b/TARDS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A MALE PROSTITUTE TO ELLEN DEGENEROUS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL VIOLENCE TO BUDDAH

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A HUMMER TO A LIBERAL

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A HYBRID TO A CONSERVATIVE

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A CONDOM TO A PROSTITUTE

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL DEATH TO AN IMMORTAL

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL VIRGINITY TO MILEY CYRUS

    BILLY MAYS COULD SELL COKE TO THE PEPSI GUYS



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    Orgin/source:
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    Last edited by IME; 12-25-2009 at 09:02 PM.

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    He was the best.
    Add that.
    He could sell peace to Chuck Norris.
    R.I.P. Billy

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    not funny..

    and epic copy and paste
    Last edited by GOD; 12-25-2009 at 08:52 PM.
    I am the God.

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    dam forgot the link
    thanks, God. and you
    Last edited by IME; 12-25-2009 at 09:04 PM.

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    Respect the god of selling useless household items.

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    billy mays could sell a shower to gourav

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    BIlly Mays owned, I bet everybody on MPGH would suck his cock.
    Copy and paste shit/
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