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    jokes?

    someone tell me a joke. because im bored.

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    There was this monkey guy...and a smily-face type guy. The monkey died.

    *Pause for applause*



    Yes, I know this isn't technically a "joke" but meh.

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    Excuse me, was that a joke?





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    I clearly stated it was *NOT* a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    Excuse me, was that a joke?
    ooh. its my ex husband. gtfo my thread.

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    Did i miss something.

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    Big time.

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    i gotst a joke hehe

    A dude walks into a bar and looks at wat they got to eat he sees

    Hamburger: 2.50
    Cheese Sandwich: 1.75
    Handjob: 10.00

    so he looks in his wallet to c if he has the right amount of cash...
    satisfied that he has enough he gets the attention of an exeptionally hot bar tender...
    and he asks her.. "Are you the one that gives the hand jobs?"
    and she sais "i sure am"

    Then He sais..." WASH YOUR HANDS GOD DAMMIT I WANT A CHEESE SANDWICH!!!!"

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    I understand how that was supposed to be funny, but it wasn't funny.

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    omfg i was laughing for like 6 hours striaght this show is so funny Seto no Hanayome its crazy this one kid gona get married to a mermaid then there is a love triangle with this one other girl there father are like mental

    1 is terminator other is a gangster. they try to kill him its so funny.
    i just finished ep 12
    ne one know were to find ep 13?
    some 1 plz

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    I only have one word for you... "wtf"





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    thats called being uterley random

    hmm wants a real joke ok!!

    *key note* = u know how ppl cook chicken >.> there ya go ok


    a cat walks by falls in fire and a chicken watching that laughs.


    what is the moral of the story here?
    *pussy's are hot*<,< highlight
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    Gourav, you fucking misled moron, you obviously dont know the difference from random, and funny/creative random, as in something that is humorous, it cant be out of the complete blue, or people think ur just some crazy nigger...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    I only have one word for you... "wtf"
    Couldn't agree more...

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    new joke...
    xD


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