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    What the fuck did i create

    So i went on a erotica simulator to see how much weird shit i can do. here it is.. Pls dont ban me



    Sexy Head Admin, Dave84311 from mpgh, is mortified after she gets carried away and admits to her slave, Jov from mpgh, that she longs to experiment with BDSM. Whatever must he think of her now?

    A sexy Nigboi from africa, Jov is 8 foot 2 with wavy like your moms dick, neon pink hair and a 69 figure. Dave84311 finds herself unable to stop picturing Jov's 10 pack abs and 69 inches dick, fantasising nightly about submitting to his deepest desires.

    One evening, Dave84311 spots Jov flirting with the likes to ban ppl Admin, Arun from mpgh. Damn that Arun with her 100 body and c cups boobs. Dave84311 tortures herself with thoughts of Jov working his man-sword into Arun's chocolate starfish. Dave84311's desperate ambition to become Jov's sex slave begins to feel like nothing more than a dumb fantasy. Perhaps she should focus her lust on her cool Staff Admin, Liz from mpgh ...

    However, when Dave84311 gets home that night, Jov sneaks up on her from the shadows and fervently caresses her huge boobs with his hungry hands, before dragging her into the bedroom where he pounds her with his sausage. She delights as her dirtiest dreams begin to come true. Jov takes her on a journey of fisting, figging, rimming and passionate anal probing.

    One night, after a thorough humiliation, Dave84311 fights back, testing how far she can push her master. Defiantly, she tries to tickle him. Furious, Jov takes Dave84311 to a dungeon where he puts horsey ears on her head and then zaps her bajingo with an electrically-charged metal wand.

    As Dave84311 lies in bed afterwards, enjoying the cake Jov has prepared for her, and reminiscing over the evening, she feels that they are finally connecting on the most primal level. (Also, she is less hungry.)

    However, as Jov's desires get darker still, he reveals that he has a very special task in mind for Dave84311, involving a rubber bitch fist, which he whips out with a look of pure glee. Dave84311 studies its alarming breadth with trepidation - is this really necessary when he has so many arms of his own? She looks into Jov's intense, pink eyes and shudders.

    Will Dave84311 be able to fully submit to Jov, or is the 69-inches-dicked Nigboi going to go too far?



    Link to generator: erotica-generator.net
    Last edited by Jubs; 10-29-2015 at 08:06 PM.

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    TURNT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Great story, will we get to see a sequel?

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    This made me semi-hard
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow View Post
    NOT WEIRD AS FUCKING THIS

    fucking related videos are weird af also.

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    This reads exactly like half of all stories on FanFiction.net


    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    This reads exactly like half of all stories on FanFiction.net


    Except Sonic High School, which is truly one of the greatest writings of this generation; comparable to that of Shakespeare and Homer, easily.

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    Passive agressive professional dominatrix, Oprah Winfrey, is mortified after she gets carried away and admits to her husband, Donald Trump, that she longs to experiment with BDSM. Whatever must he think of her now?

    An admirable professional orangutan from Germany, home of the Aryan race, Donald is stumpy with toupe, translucent hair and an american figure. Oprah finds herself unable to stop picturing Donald's modular abs and confused go-go gadget pocket rocket, fantasising nightly about submitting to his deepest desires.

    One evening, Oprah spots Donald flirting with the spiteful linux engineer, Raymond Hupp. Damn that Raymond with her frumpy body and Liver spotted boobs. Oprah tortures herself with thoughts of Donald spanking Raymond's botty with his firm hand. Oprah's desperate ambition to become Donald's sex slave begins to feel like nothing more than a dumb fantasy. Perhaps she should focus her lust on her seductive pharmacist, Bill Cosby ...

    However, when Oprah gets home that night, Donald sneaks up on her from the shadows and fervently caresses her cumquats boobs with his hungry hands, before dragging her into the bedroom where he runs a feather duster over the contours of her body. She delights as her dirtiest dreams begin to come true. Donald takes her on a journey of blind-folding and passionate spanking.

    One night, after a thorough gagging, Oprah fights back, testing how far she can push her master. Defiantly, she tries to tickle him. Furious, Donald takes Oprah to a dungeon where he takes a whip to her posterior and then drips hot wax on her.

    As Oprah lies in bed afterwards, enjoying the brocoli Donald has prepared for her, and reminiscing over the evening, she feels that they are finally connecting on the most primal level. (Also, she is less hungry.)

    However, as Donald's desires get darker still, he reveals that he has a very special task in mind for Oprah, involving a pair of nipple clamps, which he whips out with a look of pure glee. Oprah studies the clamps and their rubbery jaws with trepidation - why are there bells hanging off them? She looks into Donald's intense, dead eyes and shudders.

    Will Oprah be able to fully submit to Donald, or is the confused-go-go-gadget-pocket-rocketted professional orangutan going to go too far?



    Okay, this was fun. Thank you.

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