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    [+] Get pulled over somehow

    [+] Hit the policemen

    [+] Profit in jail

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    Fuck her sister, or mother

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    Quote Originally Posted by ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) View Post


    I said no robbery, I am lazy.

    But, once I've hit her. We were playing on my bed and she lightly slapped me I barely felt it but then I (thinking that we were only playing) slapped her, but couldn't really control arm (euforia) and it hit her badly. She started crying and tried to leave but I calmed her. True Story.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) View Post




    I was thinking about starting to work at a retirement house and once and then rape someone there.
    >Claims to be too lazy to rob a store.
    >Thinks about working at a retirement house.

    What a joke. Fail troll is fail.
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    You would rather go to jail so she thinks you're messed up than just say I'm done?


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    how about not being a retard and going to jail because you're too much of a pussy to be honest with someone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astro. View Post
    >Claims to be too lazy to rob a store.
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    What a joke. Fail troll is fail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboteur View Post
    how about not being a retard and going to jail because you're too much of a pussy to be honest with someone
    Explain me this: if I such a pussy for you then how come I am not afraid of going to jail ?

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    Bruh its so fucking simple, just take a baseball bat, walk down the street and beat the fuck outta some dumbass hobo. Problem solved and minimum of 4 years bro you're golden.

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    You would rather go to jail so she thinks you're messed up than just say I'm done?
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