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    Easy way to go to jail but with not a long sentence

    So I wanna break up with my GF but I am afraid of hurting her. Instead I decided to do something and go to jail so she thinks I'm messed up and leaves me

    The problem is that I am lazy and don't want to take a life sentence, what would you recommend me? (Must be messed up and it shouldn't give me a longer than 10 years sentence)

    No robbery please, I'm lazy as fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RiceAndDice View Post
    You should probably rape someone.
    Yes but who ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Beat your girlfriend.
    2 birds, 1 stone.
    Dude this is really bad. I told you I don't wanna hurt her feelings neither her body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) View Post


    Yes but who ?


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    Dude this is really bad. I told you I don't wanna hurt her feelings neither her body.
    Strong dedication to the b8.
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    valediction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    Strong dedication to the b8.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) View Post
    So I wanna break up with my GF but I am afraid of hurting her. Instead I decided to do something and go to jail so she thinks I'm messed up and leaves me

    The problem is that I am lazy and don't want to take a life sentence, what would you recommend me? (Must be messed up and it shouldn't give me a longer than 10 years sentence)

    No robbery please, I'm lazy as fuck.
    This is like a 5-D troll.

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    Go to a store steal something, something cheap so its not a felony and just a misdemeanor probably go to jail for a few hrs or get a ticket. or just punch her and say its a accident.

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    Set a school on fire; you won't hurt her (can't vouch for the children doe) and she will definitely leave you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradise` View Post
    Go to a store steal something, something cheap so its not a felony and just a misdemeanor probably go to jail for a few hrs or get a ticket. or just punch her and say its a accident.
    I said no robbery, I am lazy.

    But, once I've hit her. We were playing on my bed and she lightly slapped me I barely felt it but then I (thinking that we were only playing) slapped her, but couldn't really control arm (euforia) and it hit her badly. She started crying and tried to leave but I calmed her. True Story.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Black View Post
    Set a school on fire; you won't hurt her (can't vouch for the children doe) and she will definitely leave you
    I will however take this under consideration, but I wanted to do something that would require even less effort. Like running someone over.
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    Steal car, and do something GTA style.
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